#hellfiremunsonn blurb

MINORS FUCK OFF 18+

Steve thots below

thinking about maybe weird!reader or obsessive!reader where she knows about steves past reputation, heard all the rumours and seen all the physical 'close enough' size comparisons to come to the conclusion that steves packing. (Not to mention those incredibly tight jeans that hide NOTHING.)

So before they even get intimate when they start seeing each other she begins training herself to take his cock. Down her throat, inside her. She's got every toy size under the sun that she's worked her way up to so when they finally have sex he can sink his entire length into her.

Skip to two weeks later they're getting hot and heavy, his hair is sticking to his forehead, and his biceps bulge with restraint while his hands are on your waist. The second his cock barely breaches your entrance he's muttering words of praise and approval and when the "s'okay if you can't take it all, I don't want you to hurt yourself" slips from those soft pink kiss bitten lips you smile wickedly as you continue to sink down on him.

Down down down down until you're sat fully on his lap with his dick nestled inside you.

But I just think Steve would find it EXTREMELY hot to show you off. Like, you drive a distance (because God forbid you run into someone you know like Hopper or Joyce). Has you dress in outfits that show more skin then normal. Has his arm wrapped around your waist. Takes you to a bar and watches as everyone stares at you. Sees how some men are affected by the look of you. Oh it goes to Steve's head. They can look but they can't touch

oh he would loooovveeee this

he'd honestly show you off regardless of what you were wearing. Hands all over you, little kisses and mumbled compliments and words of praise.

But when you guys were out a bar or something, and he could see the people around check you up and down because he knows how hot you look, it would drive him insane in the best way possible.

Knowing that you were his, and he was yours, god it would make his whole body feel on fire. He'd have to drag you into the bathroom, or back outside into the alley, anywhere he could get his cock in you without making it seem too obvious.

MINORS DNI

Eddie has never once made you cum.

He's gotten you close, always eger to help, and always enamoured the way your body moves when it does, he's just never been the one to do it.

But no one has. You don't know if its your mind putting up a wall and not letting you get there, because when you do it yourself, with him in you, whether its' his fingers or dick, or even when he's just next to you. You can come, easily, and without much fight. But he's always patient, willing and fucking entranced looking at you when he's got you like this.

But he won't lie, it does drives him crazy, but it's an honour regardless to be able to watch you come undone around him.

Ice cream truck driver Eddie who knows all the kids names off by heart and which ice cream treat they're going to ask for.

Ice cream truck driver Eddie who sneaks kids ice creams when they can't afford it and pays the difference with his own money.

Ice cream truck driver Eddie who notices the new girl on the block, maybe you work with kids and walk them over to the truck, maybe you're young baby mama with a little girl on your hip, maybe you're married woman with a wondering eye.

Ice cream truck driver Eddie who doesn't care what your story is, and would probably do anything you asked him to do. Ice cream truck driver Eddie who licks the ice cream thats dripped down his thumb when handing it over to you without breaking eye contact.

Hopefully I'll remember to update this, but here's a post to keep track of our idiots and their pregnancy shenanigans.

Enemies to lovers duh. <3 (idk why it wont let me use a dash for each link but I hate it so I used hearts instead)

<3 Asking Eddie to have a baby with you.

<3 Eddie is annoying at your first obgyn appointment.

<3 Asking Steve and Robin to be godparents.

because I love to push buttons of my partner, just to get a little rise out of them, to make them giggle, I feel like eddies is the same.

Never leaving your side, especially when he's high and for a split moment when he loses you, you've just gone to pee. But without him?!

he can't have that, so he walks to the bathroom, and rattles on the door handle going "Baaaaabee"

"What do you want?" you'd laugh, because this is just routine now.

"Let me in I miss you"

"No! go away I'm trying to pee!"

"Lemme in! let me watch you pee"

"NO!"

"Lets pee together" he'd jokingly suggest.

"Oh my god Edward" you're laughing into your hands, elbows leaning on the top of your knees as you try your hardest to just focus on peeing.

"You can stay sitting and pee, and I'll pee through your legs, it'll be like a party trick"

"I can't pee with you standing so close to the door!"

and he'd shove his fingers under the bottom of the door and wiggle them at you.

"If you don't love me, you can just say it" he says dramatically, you can tell he's talking through the crack of the door, probably laying on the floor to do so. "Wont let me watch her pee, wont even let me pee with her" a large sigh. "SHE HAAATTEESSS MEEEE"