#hellfiremunsonn asks

I just know Steve gets pussydrunk. Stays down there licking and moaning. You have to physically pull him away and his eyes are blown and his face is wet and he's THANKING you and just begging for one more taste

I've had this ask sitting in here for a couple days cause my brain was being weird and I didn't wanna give it a half ass reply but....

YOURE SO TRUEEEEEEEEE FOR THIS

I'm pretty sure it's canon at this point that he gets pussy drunk. Between this and his breeding kink he's absolutely feral.

Grinding his hips against the mattress, not even caring if you see how desperate he is and how much he gets off on eating you out, he'll stay down there for hours if he could, not even to make you cum, just to lap lazily at your folds, tasting every bit of you he can. The orgasms are just bonuses for him at this point.

He's definitely left bruises on your hips or thighs from holding you down when it gets overwhelming but he just can't stop, he needs it, he needs one more "please baby just one more, god you taste so good, please, please, look at you, I know you can give it to me baby, you can yeah? thank you, fuck thank you baby, come on, cum one more time"

Seeing Steve for the first time and you absolutely have to gulp. You knew he at least had something cause of how tight his jeans are but....this is huge. Its impressive.

But you're a little nervous (maybe you're a virgin or maybe it's just been ages since you've been with anyone). You know you tend to tense up during insertion, you're a bit tight.

"We'll make it fit Baby" is all Steve says.

But he doesn't fuck you that night. No. Says he knows what you need. Instead he fingers you slowly. Only putting 2 fingers. After you cum he jerks off onto your stomach.

Next time he works up to 3. Then the next 4. You think FINALLY. But no, he pulls out a small toy. 4 inches max. Slowly works that in you for a few sessions until you're used to it.

Now, he declares, you're ready for his big cock

I ALWAYS SEE THESE ASKS RIGHT WHEN I WAKE UP JESUS CHRIST.

but omg omg omg omg omg omg

thinking about him, making us literally WORK for it? this got away from me GOOD MORNING LOL

(MINORS SCRAM 18+ nsfw below)

But I just think Steve would find it EXTREMELY hot to show you off. Like, you drive a distance (because God forbid you run into someone you know like Hopper or Joyce). Has you dress in outfits that show more skin then normal. Has his arm wrapped around your waist. Takes you to a bar and watches as everyone stares at you. Sees how some men are affected by the look of you. Oh it goes to Steve's head. They can look but they can't touch

oh he would loooovveeee this

he'd honestly show you off regardless of what you were wearing. Hands all over you, little kisses and mumbled compliments and words of praise.

But when you guys were out a bar or something, and he could see the people around check you up and down because he knows how hot you look, it would drive him insane in the best way possible.

Knowing that you were his, and he was yours, god it would make his whole body feel on fire. He'd have to drag you into the bathroom, or back outside into the alley, anywhere he could get his cock in you without making it seem too obvious.

Oh my god, and of course he's insufferable the whole time because why wouldn't he be? (but we love him so its okay <3) warnings: doctors office, talk of pregnancy and other things alike, yada yada (if there's anythings else lemme know)

Sitting in the waiting room is as torturous on its own as it is with Eddie. He does little to keep your nerves at a minimum, because he's huffing and puffing every five seconds because it's taking too long. Slouching down in his seat next to you until his chin touches his chest. You smack at his leg. "Sit up" you mutter, scolding him like a mother as the other women and their partners glance over at the two of you.

Just thinking about Eddie being all smug and holding mistletoe above his head and getting a kiss. Holding it at his neck and getting one. Holding it above his dick and-

Well...let's just say he'd be getting more then just a kiss from me

if there are any mistakes while I type this blame millie (my cat) cause she's sleeping with her head on my arm.

BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT

yes, he would sooooo do this, all the time, and just when you think you're safe, he'd bust out a little plastic mistletoe from his pocket and dangle it wherever the two of you were standing, even in the middle of the grocery store. You'd be scowling at some apples, annoyed that so many were bruised, and you'd turn back to complain to him about it, and he'd be standing there with that cheeky look on his face, and like how can you not swoon at the sight of him like that !?

and of course when the two of you are alone, he'd sneak that little mistletoe out once more, holding it, or even clipping it to his jeans just above his dick.

you'd give him an unimpressed look, but the smile that creeps out betrays your fake annoyance.

You'd get onto your knees and crawl towards him all slow and sexy. plucking the mistletoe off his lap and throwing it onto the couch next to him. "Well I can't break the rules of mistletoe can I?"

No because I need him to be mean to me

I DON'T KNOW

I mean the man can clearly sit with his legs crossed, but I'm assuming it's more comfortable for him to sit like that.

APPARENTLY people with either big balls, or thick thighs who have balls, have a more uncomfortable time sitting with their legs closed because if it's the thighs that's the problem, usually their balls apparently sit on top of them when their legs are closed so then it's just like budge city, and then if its big balls, it's like the same thing but worse, but then like crossing your legs is uncomfy cause you can squish them. (?)

Either way I'm a slut for that man, and will slip myself right into that space he provides so generously.

Just thinking about Steve being all nice to Robin and giving her pointers. And Robin is like lmao you suck remember the board you are NOT getting girls off. And they kinda argue about it and

I mean what are you to do but offer to judge their techniques. At separate times on the same day of course, they don't want to see each other be sexual with you that's their sibling.

I LOVE this

but cannot write lesbian interactions for the life of me, it's like my brain just shuts off.