okay my sweet gentle friendz, i have some news. as some of you know already, my preferred name has changed several times over the past three or four years. i am so sorry. as my understanding of myself and my gender and sexual identity has changed over the years, i’ve been more drawn to some names and less drawn to ones i’d been using before that.

and congratulations, my buddy pals, you are here for another metamorphosis. my friend (sort of) recently changed my discord nickname to darwin, and it clicked for me. like, a lot. and i realized that it clicked for me even more than dave did/does. so - you guessed it - i’m going by darwin now. thanks for reading my lengthy explanation and understanding or at least tolerating my name change.

my url is going going to be hellacooldarwin now, but my quality blog content will remain 100% artificial preservative, flavor, and cage free. satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.

then after i got to hear all the reasons why i was wrong they started interrogating me about what my plan was if i wasn’t going to start school yet. like, i don’t even know. i don’t care right now. why can’t you just leave me be and let me chill and do nothing for a few months. it’s not like i can do take a break from all this shit when i’m twenty or thirty or forty. i just want to sleep and not go anywhere all week except the kitchen and not have a bunch of responsibilities i have to try to keep up with.