#hell what

Following is an excerpt from "Late night with Conan O'Brien" with Uma Thurman.

C: Speaking of QT, I heard about his method... That he likes to take revenge on people on the set who fall asleep.

U: I never fell asleep ^_^

C: Yeah, but if someone did fall asleep on the set he would take revenge on it, right?

U: Yes. He had a weapon of choice. There was a large dildo. *cringes*

C: *WTF* You know that stories that start with "there was a large dildo"...

U: Yeah, there was a large dildo. And we're talking about something like this. *shows her hand from wrist to elbow* Whenever snores would be found in various corners of the set this thing would be brought out like jaws and then it'd be sort of presented in some really ungodly horrific sort of angle next to the face of the offending sleeper... Then would be photographs to be taken, and as they were taken there was a wall, like a wall of shame. I attempted to kidnap this wall on several occasions... And the board that it was on went missing once or twice and was then retrieved by grip department or something... And it was kept under lock and key. I can't remember what actors got photographed with this... elephant inseminator. But I do remember that at one point during a scene we heard snoring and found it was Bill, our first A.D. So he got hit up with the... Big Ben I think they called it.

C: Wow, alright. I think it's got such a friendly name *LMFAOOOOO* Isn't that a bear that befriends children?

U: This thing was totally not a friend of children, you know.