#hell chef

Gregory: The kids that are always on their phones, parents who let their kids scream and carry on and they don’t do anything about it, people who think that their kids are just the cutest and can do no wrong and when the other guests make a mess after he has just finished cleaning. He also hates it when you go and move his XXX magazines and then he can’t find them

Cactus Gunman: When you hold the door open for someone and then they don’t say “thank you” in return, not stopping and looking both ways before you cross the street and people who are devastated by a breakup and the next day they are in a new relationship

Death: Being late/not being punctual, talking over another person while they are talking, not respecting an authority figure and back talking 

Hell’s Chef: Leaving dirty dishes in the sink when the dishwasher is empty and can be used, leaving the fridge door open for too long when looking for something to eat, loud chewing/not closing your mouth to chew, putting a carton of juice back in the fridge when there is only a drop left and those damn vape pens

Hell’s Taxi: Leaving trash in the backseat, when you let the one car out in front of you and then they don’t wave thank you/when you let the one car out in front of you and then all the other cars try to go as well, when another car pulls up next to you in traffic and their music is so loud you can hear it clearly, people who throw trash out their windows/flicking their cigarette butts out the window, people who can’t park properly/people attempting to back into a parking spot and turning the bass all the way up so the car shakes

Judgement Boy/Judgement Boy Gold: Interrupting him during his judgement/monologue, being passive-aggressive, not owning up to your mistakes and not hitting the right note while singing/purposely singing badly

Neko Zombie: People who walk to slow, people who mess with the thermostat, waking up a minute before the alarm clock goes off and when the sunlight creeps in through the window blinds in the morning

Dr. Fritz: Watching Catherine flirt with patients instead of doing her job, people who don’t cover their mouth when they sneeze, when the patient diagnoses themselves with internet information and the amount of paperwork/patient files

TV Fish: Too many commercials/the commercials are louder than the actual show you’re watching, nothing good on to watch and people who constantly flip the channels and can’t leave one show on for more than one second

Already did my son so

Hell Chef

their blog url Blanquetteàchairhumaine

the kind of posts they reblog recipes to try out everything else is his own recipes/cooking tips/pictures of his food (has a nsfw sideblog he never talks about)

the first person they followed n/a

what kind of theme they’d have something photobased