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I would most definitely go to Hogwarts. Like not even a question. Hogwarts. Yes. I mean, who WOULDN’T go to Hogwarts? It’s a fucking MAGICAL CASTLE. WHERE YOU DO MAGIC. AND YOU LIVE THERE AND GET TO EAT DELICIOUS FOOD. It’s a no-brainer. 2. What city do you most want to visit?

There’s a tiny little city near where I live called Virginia City. I know I can visit it pretty much any time I want, but I just love it so much, and no matter how many times I go there I always find something new to look at. 3. What is one book that you recommend everyone read?

The dictionary. 4. If your life was made into a movie who would play you?

Probably Kristen Stewart, and I only say that because my life is extremely boring and shitty, so it would give everyone a chance to hate it, except the crack-heads, who would be the only ones to be interested in it anyway. :D 5. What is your favorite month?

July. 6. If you could travel to any period in time what would it be?

Probably the 1950’s. I think it would most definitely be difficult to deal with, but it would be really cool to experience it. 7. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Cookie dough, which interestingly enough, I’m eating a bowl of right now. 8. If you could be any type of animal what would it be?

A cat. I hate cats. I own two. And I hate them. Weird, right? But it would give me an excuse to be a dick and get away with it because cats are just like that. Dicks. 9. What is one thing you can’t go a day without (Tumblr doesn’t count)?

Oxygen. (; 10. You’re cast in a musical, regardless of musical talent and/or fondness of musicals, which musical is it?

So I was just told Disney qualifies as musicals because they sing, SO I WOULD BE IN THE LION KING. Or Mulan. 11. Your zombie apocalypse team must have five celebrities on it, who are they?

Kristen Stewart because she would be the one we sacrifice so we can get away while they’re busy.

…on second thought, they like brains. PROBABLYYYY not a good idea. Eh, oh well. She could bore them with her expressionless expressions.

Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki because 1. They’re fucking hot. 2. They’re good with supernatural beings. And yeah. Also, they’re hot.

Arnold Schwarzenegger because if nothing else, we’ll just throw him in front of them and let him yell at them. OR talk to them, they’ll be too busy trying to figure out what he’s saying.

Johnny Depp because he’s awesome. And hilarious. Yeah.

  Here’s my questions for you (if you want to answer them, but please don’t feel required)

1. Do you have a specific type of towel you like to use? i.e. fluffy, super soft, thin?

2. If you were a fish, what fish would you be?

3. What’s your biggest pet-peeve?

4. If you could change one thing about your current living situation, what would it be?

5. What’s one thing you miss from high school? (If you’re still in high school, the one thing you actually like.)

6. If you could permanently change your eye color to any color (natural or not) what would it be?

7. Do you believe in fairies? (WATCH WHAT YOU SAY, PETER PAN IS LISTENING). No pressure tho.

8. If you were in a music video, what genre of music would it be and what would you be doing in said video?

9. Imagine you had two seconds to come up with a name. That name is the name of your first child. What is it?

10. If you could switch sexes and pick your own name (it doesn’t have to be similar to your current name) what would it be?

11. Would you like fries with that? And would you like that super-sized?

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