i love helen of troy she's so opaque and problematic. if a devastatingly pretty and shockingly effeminate prince came to stay in your house for a few months because he recently became besties with your husband, and coincidentally this same prince was also promised your hand in marriage by the goddess of love herself, and you were zeus' daughter who'd inherited his impulsively catastrophic lustfulness and always had much too forceful a personality for your own good and had never been able to make a truly free choice in your entire life, would you really be such a bad person for secretly fucking and then running away with said prince the second your husband wasn't looking













