I have so much love in my heart for all these horrible people who would probably kill me
[Image: a series of black and white doodles of six characters, titled âChoose Your Fighter:â (first row, second row, left to right): an exasperated-looking woman with curling horns, holding a mug printed with the text âworldâs worst lawyerâ with a shaking hand, labelled âOverworked Hell Momâ; a muscular man with a topknot, thick black tattoos, and a face curled into an over-exaggerated evil smirk, labelled âGuy whoâs really good at everything including tyrannyâ; a drow whose face is almost entirely hidden behind his short, choppy hair, with a peaked cap, lowered ears and an exhausted scowl, labelled âMy katabasis is more poetic than yoursâ; a doglike kobold peeking over the edge of a table, mesmerised by a shiny ring lying on it, labelled âOur darling stupid nonbinary klepto mascotâ; a young girl in a hat, with an uncannily joyful expression on her face, delicately holding up a glass jar whose contents are pixelated to render them ambiguous, labelled ââCan I harvest this?ââ; and a small woman with very long hair and pointed ears, in a cruder style than the rest, standing with her knees bent, her fists readied and a comically wide smile, labelled âFlirtatious Gremlinâ. End ID.]
