#heholy

Who is the bigger cuddler: ….I’m no t sure… I know Hugo is a bit rusty on the showing affection spontaneously side of things. Cuddles and whatnot are premeditated things or absolutely necessary because someone is sad / insecure / whatever. So maybe Joseph is the bigger cuddler of the two actually!Who initiates holding hands more often: I can see Hugo reaching out to hold Joseph’s hands a lot. That’s how he gets his attention, how he comforts him, how he lets him know that he’s there for him. Sometimes he does it so instinctively, Hugo doesn’t even consider there might be consequences to being seen holding hands with the hot youth minister.Who remembers anniversaries: That would have to be Joseph man. Hugo can’t remember to put his glasses on sometimes and hE NEEDS THOSE TO SEE. You gotta be the responsible adult here Joseph, you just gotta.Who is more possessive: Hugo really isn’t the possessive type. He’s the I can hold a grudge until the day I day kind of guy but he wouldn’t ever, like, FORBID Joseph of doing anything or whatever. He sure as heck wouldn’t talk about it either tho haha, repRESS EVERYTHING, ALIGN CHAKRAS, EV E NTUALL Y IMPLODE.Who gets more jealous: Now that’S HUGO RIGHT THERE. He’s not the fun dad, go ask Ernest! There are plenty of other people who are funnier, handsomer more charismatic than him!!! Maybe Joseph will do like my ex-husband and 23-skidoo!! HAHA who’s that guy he’s talking too???? They’re laughing haha, I can’t beLIE V E THIS. I’M GONNA GO OVER THERE ANDoh it’s the pizza delivery guy.Who is more protective: Hugo?? Maybe?? If he sees Joseph being frail and sad he’s gonna protect him ‘til the end of days like, i don’t ev e n know if it’s a dad thing, or if it’s a good samaritan thing, but there’s just something within Hugo that goes oFF when he sees someone exposing their frailties, theY NEED TO BE PROTECTED!!!Who is more likely to cheat: ……………………………………… *slowly points @ joseph* lISTEN I’M BA S ING THIS ON WHAT I’VE SEEN MAN.Who initiates sexy times the most: I think that might also have to be Joseph. Because Hugo is OB L IVIOUS to most things. But if Joseph shows up with kisses and sweet words whispered to his ear, Hugo will pick up what he means really fast and reciprocate enthusiastically. Joseph plants the idea of sexy times, Hugo follows it and things escalate from sweet to bLASPHEMOUS.Who dislikes PDA the most: Wow idk. Hugo isn’t SHY per say but he’s really reserved about his private life … Idk how Joseph would feel about smooching in public. He LOOKS like he’d be more comfortable with it…Is smooching on a boat considered PDA?Who kills the spider: Joseph kills the spider. Hugo can’t kill things. Chokehold things? Yah. Kill? Nah.Who asks the the other to marry them: That would be Joseph. And Hugo would be very weird about it and avoid answering for the longest time possible because his last marriage was very intense, very passionate and all of a sudden it just ended and he’S TERRIFIED of investing so much on one per s o  n again.Who buys the other flowers or gifts: Equal amounts of gross pampering on both sides I think. Hugo is more of a book, cinema, tickets, cultural events guy while Joseph is more of a sweets, escapees, handmade presents. But they’re equally…………………ch e e s y.Who would bring up possibly having kids: Hugo loves kids! But then he’d look @ his kid…and then at Joseph’s unsettling kids …… and he’d probably. You know. Reconsider it.Who is more nervous to meet the parents: Joseph being the charmer he is would find it a piece of cake to meet the parents. Hugo on the other hand gets sweaty just imaging having to be in a room with white wealthy looking parents.Who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: Hugo probably. He’d be the first to drop out of any argument so he’d probably just go “fine i’ll sleep on the couch screW THIS!”Who tries to make up first after arguments: I like to think Joseph. Because he’s a good minister. A cool good minister. He comes over with his religion and his education and his smoothness and meanwhile Hugo just peeks out from under the sheets covering him on the couch and goes “ i know u didn’t mean any of that but…can i just…go back to sleep?? i got classes tomorrow”Who tells the other they love them more often: Joseph? Hugo has a hard time verbalizing feelings … But he’d SHOW HIM he loved him as often as possible!! Through actions and gifts!! Does that count?