#hefina

because this is a thing now (i'm making it a thing. it's been made a thing, by me)

mark

jonathan

jeff

hefina

carl

gary

Mark: we're going to do something amazing for the miners

Everyone else: 👀👀???

Joe: im from bromley

Steph: and a dyke

Reggie: my mums not a lesbian

Jonothan: *dancing somewhere*

Gethin: im welsh

Mike: *heart eyes at mark*

Hefina: and hoo the bluddy hell are yoo?

Zoe and her gf: eeeeeevery woman is a lesbian at heart

Cliff: ................. Im gay.......

Give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar, I was inspired by storm wolflioness‘s tags on this post: #hefina is the ultimate queen of everything everybody else go home #maybe not amy dyer #hell i'd like to see those two together

because YEAH WHAT IF AMY AND HEFINA KNEW EACH OTHER OMG THEY WOULD BE AS THICK AS THIEVES YOU KNOW IT so... there:

Hefina fully supporting PDS rights and meeting Amy by corresponding with her (she has a sort of soft spot for this enthusiastic and outspoken girl, reminding her a bit of herself when she was her age)

Amy talking to Hefina about Roarton (or Boreton as she calls it, which Hefina finds hilarious) and its citizens so much so that Hefina feels like she knows absolutely everything about it

Hefina being absolutely outraged when she hears about Amy having been assaulted in her own house for not wearing cover-up mousse and saying “WHERE’S THIS GARY GUY SO I CAN FIGHT HIM”

Hefina always complimenting Amy on her outfits, observing and analysing every detail with great interest and looking forward to seeing them every time they meet

Hefina teaching Amy some Welsh

Amy teaching Hefina some “Undead Social Justice” tips, like “we don’t like the name PDS, we prefer Undead or Redeemed”

Hefina, the first time she meets Kieren and Simon, saying “oooh you are the gay friends“ and they’re just like WTF while Amy is (not very discreetly) giggling behind them

Hefina attending the trio’s discussions and being very interested in all these different points of view and opinions (although Amy and Simon agree on everything in general) and also moved by their relationship and the fact that they’re not alone in their fight

Hefina ADORING Kieren and Simon, basically

Hefina and Amy taking a walk in Roarton, arm in arm, and bumping into Gary, and Hefina immediately throwing herself into a diatribe including some Welsh slang in which she clearly explains that assaulting women in their own home and humiliating and intimidating oppressed people doesn’t make him a hero, that she knows exactly what kind of guy he is because she has the same at home and therefore he better not start shit with her because he would lose anyway while Amy’s beaming at him, that snide smile she once gave him at the Legion, delighted and proud

Hefina and Amy stopping by the Legion (while they’re at it) and Hefina sensing a bit of tension but not caring in the least (and Hefina and Pearl not getting along AT ALL and exchanging some passive-aggressive comments while Hefina orders her drink, Amy and Hefina laughing and gossiping about it afterwards)

Amy bringing Hefina to an Undead rave (I mean COME ON she would)

Hefina suggesting Amy to hold an Undead rights meeting with her in her hometown because God knows they need that and Amy reminding her of the existence of the travel ban and Hefina being like don’t be daft i’ll drive you there don’t you worry about the bloody travel ban my love

Amy meeting Hefina’s friends, some of whom are a bit wary at first (and maybe slightly scared) but then are charmed by this cheerful girl

Amy having a long - although quite one-sided - conversation with Hefina’s husband, who sincerely and secretely enjoyed it

Amy LOVING Gwen, feeling about her what she felt about her nan (and Gwen affectonately calling her ‘my undead girl’)

Amy and Hefina ACING the meetings, being in perfect harmony (even though Hefina mainly gives the floor to Amy, because this is about her and the other Undead and their fight and they deserve a voice. She knows what it’s like)

Now I have a headcanon that everyone in LGSM who randomly needs a hug goes to Mike. He doesn't question it, he just puts his arms around the person and comforts them as best as he can.