#hefe wizard

it's been quite the short minute

since i felt a sense of livid timidty

buttocks scorching from the fragility of

the tense effect i seem to produce

when i step into the room

condensing conformity cause

i dunno, would you even tell me if my fly was down

if you're like metallica then, then i must be like primus now

curiously in the cuts

fucker made it in without even buying me lunch

despite the furiously indestructible trust

we mustered up, i'm still living vicariously loved

and i'm all like, "i'm really feeling kinda honored

this is the shit i listened to when i was younger

and now i'm on it"

though i never really asked for your permission

please permit me to emit this burrito of admittance

that i'm spitting

though the cadence persisting radiance is

nothing more than the bore that you present yourself as

plus you're selfish

daily i wonder why you exist

and hit a brick to my skull when i read your posts on craigslist:

short, young, black male with a knack for getting you pregnant

i'm witty, into comics, an actor, with an endless friend list

so get to know me if you're lonely