#hedgestorm

Wildling Dunk being captured by Lyonel (he was on a world tour and ended up fighting alongside some northerners against Dunk's clan) he bought Dunk to heel and said as payment he would take the big man as his, he didn't just want Dunk to be payment he wanted Dunk to become his companion and most trusted person to his heart. It was love at first fight. Dunk had struck him so hard across the face he could swear he saw the Warrior himself. It was as if Lyonel was guided by the Seven themselves to meet this wildling man. He would swear up and down there was a connection between the two, visible only in their eyes. Dunk would disagree and try to snap Lyonel's neck multiple times. Lyonel would become even more smitten by the sheer strength of this one man alone, big and strong to take on ten men by himself and only bought down by Lyonel's own might and power. He can already hear wedding bells ring for their unity.

in the book, during the trial of seven, dunk the lunk battered and bruised and kicked into the dirt as he was, was still strong enough to pick up a fully armoured aerion targaryen by the throat. while wearing his own heavy armour. he dragged aerion by the ankle across a heavily muddied field like it was nothing. say what you will about adrenaline rushes and battle fury but the amount of strength needed for that regardless is INSANE and lyonel baratheon and raymun fossaway absolutely soiled their drawers watching this happen.

Man I bet Lyonel *loves* to give Duncan head. Duncan surely gets all flustered about the “propriety” of it all because no way should his lord be on his knees for HIM, but I think the depravity of it is half the fun for Lyonel. Seeing how flustered he can make Duncan—cornering him into hallways, having to remind him to be quiet as he settles between his legs and starts undoing his breeches…Lyonel loves to make Duncan beg for head specifically—nothing gets him hotter than seeing Duncan admit what he wants, and seeing him forgo the shame, dark eyed and flushed cheeks, that he wants lyonel on his knees *for him?* oh, yeah, that shit gets him every time

I think lyonel would find it extremely hot if duncan accidentally hurt him during sex.

I think Lyonel would genuinely start ovulating if he saw Dunk with long hair