#hearthelm

First thought with these two was genuinely just "Ohhh you want so badly to not find her attractive" and that basically sums it up cuz have you LOOKED AT THEM?!?! CHLOE IS TRYING SO HARD NOT TO GIVE A GOOFY ASS GRIN TO THE HOT PIRATE THAT IS TRYING TO PUT A HOOK UNDER HER CHIN, AND ME TOO TWIN SAME (except I failed and I wasn't even in the scene)

Chloe I will join you in the fantasies, we can be delulu together

Hazel was ONE HUNDRED PERCENTTTT looking at Chloe with this face and you CANNOT convince me otherwise, she is also desperately trying not to show that she finds the HK princess cute as fuck, look at those pursed lips tryna hide her smile I see youuuu

Nothing just the three of them mogging almost every other living being on earth, that's all.

POWER THROUPLE—woah who said that? strong wind in this basement of yearning, I mean learning.

The way I thirst over protective women needs to be studied, but the way Hazel pulls Red back?? Girl doesn't even know this 'prissy princess' and yet has that protective instinct gene.

I love that even though Hazel is canonically the youngest of her siblings, she gives big sister energy a little bit, like she was raised watching her protective family and decided, yep I want to be just like them with my own crew that I take care of and guard with my life.

Or maybe it's a bit possessive, which I would also totally love, I mean what?

Chloe managed to look both jealous and alarmed at the same time this whole interaction, meanwhile Red is LIVING for the flirtation, not even her own gf has courted her this much and MAN is she enjoying it (and don't tell me Hazel's hand on Chloe's shoulder is her way of going "don't worry, it'll be your turn soon" teheee)

The eye flirting going CRAZYYYYYYY calm DOWN girls, you're making me sway on my feet with the intensity of that stare 😂 and this is quite literally aimed at Hazel who is dancing opposite them so you cant even excuse this away lol

Chloe's look being all showy like she's trying to goad her into more flirting, while Red's is just.... DAMN. Like it don't even feel appropriate to put a name to it, she has a GOAL IN MIND is what I'll say, cheesus 💀 me next, woman

Red STARING Hazel down and all of a sudden she swings in and just YANKS Red away from the HKs, like that shit felt POSSESSIVEEEE but it really fits, and I'm definitely not saying that because I loved it nope—

Chloe clearly didn't though lmao, girl is PISSED that someone is stealing her gf even if its the hot pirate she also wants to be stolen by. Actually that's probably why she's lookin all pissy lets bsfr lol

The TENSION HERE THO??? THE EYE CONTACT??? I swear to you, Red was genuinely wanting so badly (and expecting maybe) Hazel to shove her into that wall or whatever behind her and start making out cuz WHAT is that stare ladiessss omgggg

I ship them so much actually, and it's so unexpected but I need to inhale it into my very lungs now that I've seen it

I actually laughed at how quick Red switched sides after Hazel pulled her over to the VKs 😂 I would say she didn't even bat an eye, but girl is batting her eyelashes at this pirate in two times speeeeeddd SHE WANTS THAT COOKIE BADLY DUDE, SHE CANT EVEN LOOK AWAY

Also side note kinda, but I love the way that Red got all playful with the smee twins, shoving them and then laughing when they turned around, LIKE HELLOOOO THATS SO CUTE and also she's 100% gunning to be your co-captain my dudes lol

What better way to bag the captain than to get on the good side of her crew, amirite? She knows what she's DOINGGG

She is ALL smiles with that goofy as grin, shrugging as she praises her new wifey lollll, Chloe is looking at her like "Mon amour, your gay is showing, you are not that quick to compliment"

THEM ❤ JUST THEM DUDE, ALL THREE OF 'EM

Touchy touchyyyy I saw that Red!! She did nawtt have to push her back by the hip, she could have grabbed any part of her arm or shoulder or smth but she wanted that sly hip grab, I see you, you ain't slick hun 👀

I think maybe Chloe's face got stuck green here 😂 get a little bit of jelly with that fiery look hot enough to burn toast lmao (okay yeah I know the look was actually to what Pink said, I just like pointing out when she would be jealous, shhh let me live)

This look back to Chloe of "I told you, love" after Red comes back with Max and takes charge... Idk I just love the way she's always looking out for the people around her even before she gets to know them.

Something something women with strong moral codes even if they do a lil evil (tho we know by her comment about tinkerbell's wings that she's a sweetheart who doesn't actually do irreparable damage nor wants to be seen as cruel, it was probably an exaggeration anyway)

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I know I already showed this scene in my Glassheart rants but I didn't talk about Hazel so y'all gotta see it again, but I just genuinely love the way that she smiles after Red calls her "H" and then stays smiling the entire time she grabs and tosses the pink lemonade lol, girl is just happy that the witty Wonderland princess with a weirdly flexible world view and code is getting comfy with her and her crew

Also that side eye before fully turning away WAS flirtatious, you can't tell me otherwise, I will die on the hill that is them

Crazy how its genuinely not until the end of the movie that we see them interact again fully but they are THE power throuple your honor, the way that Chloe looks to Red and then immediately to Hazel??? THATS HER SECOND GF AND CO-WIFE YALL, SAY IT WITH MEEEE

Okay but this whole interactionnnnn?!?!? IT WAS TOO CUTE DUDEEEE AND HER SAYING "nice" WAS TOTALLY HER WAY OF SAYING "hot" LIKE AHHHHHH THEY'RE MEANT TO BE I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM

I PETITION THEIR ALT SHIP NAME TO BE SWORDHELM OR DIAMONDWAVES OR SMTHHH THEY NEED A BADASS NAME PLS

(I love charmwaves dearly but it doesn't suit Chloe, she's more combative than to be defined by "charming" even tho its her last name lets bsfr )

yall are notttt slick ladiessss, you are EYEINGGGG EACH OTHER UPPPP YOU WANT SOME COOKIES WITH THAT TEAAAA I GET ITTT

Pink was CLOCKING that shit 😂 and same too cuz there is NO way in any world that THISSSSS is straight behavior from two queer divas??? oh hell nahhhh lmao. They are so all over each other, Hazel is MARKINGGG HER TERRITORY I think we all get it by now but I am definitely not opposing 👀

They genuinely have to be an established couple in the next movie or I and so many others will riot and rage at the absolute INSANE queerbait it will be if they aren't, I am so serious, that is NOT "just girlies" behavior and I want them injected into my veins that's how much I love and need them together

TOUCHY LADIES, GET A ROOOOOOMMMM ❤ And invite Red she wants to be with her wifeys, specifically in between them and their eye flirting and territorial ahh affection so she can hog all the attention lol

The way I just KNOW they would make each other bolder and more fiery, these two would be challenging each other a hundred times a day on dumb shit as their way of flirting and its dumb and cute and SOMEONE WRITE IT I DONT HAVE THE TIME YET PLS—