#heartbreakcentral

reasons sherlock is crying: john watson exists

sherlock loves feeling john’s heavy weight on top of him, it just feels so comforting; whenever john is sleeping sherlock will squeeze into bed next to him and tug john over until he’s all warmth and sweet pressure on top of sherlock’s chest and sherlock will sigh with happiness and press a kiss to john’s forehead before snuggling his face into john’s neck to sleep 

imagine if sherlock and john inherited a parrot from a client and lestrade comes by about a case but sees the bird and is all like “ooh does he talk?” and john says “oh yeah, he knows the really important phrases” and then the parrot literally screams “HARDER JOHN, HARDER!” and sherlock turns 50 shades of red while john just sits there smirking

is there anything more perfectly domestic and sweet than john pressing soft kisses to sherlock’s bare shoulders as he passes him by in the kitchen and sherlock reaching out to grab john’s hand to pull him back in for a good morning kiss?? no, no there is not.

john would totally do one of those proposals where the ring is tied to a puppy’s collar and it’d be an irish setter just like redbeard and sherlock would CRY 

every moment of my life is dedicated to thinking about sherlock tearing up after his first kiss with john, he would be so happy and overwhelmed!! the tiniest tears that john would then kiss away! w OW 

you know sherlock’s favorite time of the year is summer because it gets too hot for robes and john likes to sleep in just his boxers when it’s warm out, so he’ll just wander around the kitchen making tea half naked, and sherlock’s so unsubtle watching him while trying to discreetly fan his blushing lil’ cheeks with the newspaper he’s hiding behind/peeking over