Been looking at your new mattfoggy for hours but also Matt is such a gay idiot like what's his game plan??? "If I can argue my way into making foggy think this is a sensible idea he has to cede that sleeping in the same bed as me isnt gay so we can sleep in the same bed all the time and it's gonna be great bc we're just bros. Also I'm gonna combust if he doesn't kiss me RIGHT NOW.... but like we're just bros"
I MEAN PROBABLY JUST THAT
CAUSE YOU KNOW IT’S SO REASONABLE - foggy’s bed is CLOSER and he’s DRUNK AND BLIND so it’s perfectly reasonable for him to use the closest bed, and absolutely Not Gay RIght? foggy probably sees right through but also Not Really (and the crush on handsome roommate doesn’t help)








