Sep 4, 2022
Gold and teal ๐ซฃ
(Referencing this post here)
GOLD: I want you to feed me.
TEAL: I want you to make me waddle.
Now this is a plan I can get on board with.
I bet it could be a lot of fun to take you out for a pie date, only we have the waitress bring them out whole instead of a slice or two at a time. Fruit pies, cream pies, nut pies, any and all that you're into going down your gullet fork by fork, until your belly is packed and so round that your shirt struggles to contain it.
Then I'll help you shuffle out to the car when you finally can't take any more, your stomach audibly gurgling as you waddle your way out of the restaurant.
