Les Mis Headcanons:
Enjolsette siblings.
Enjolras is Joe Griffiths Brown. Joe Griffiths Brown is Enjolras.
Cosette is half Roma from Fantine.
Valjean is the lovliest person alive.
Valvert. Very domestic, very cute.
Cosette fucken tops okay.
There is no way in hell Marius can top.
Courfeyrac is Fra Fee with a Brooklyn accent.
It makes no sense but it makes complete sense.
Enjolras has BPD.
Cosette is an absolute diva.
Eponine is def the more femme one between the two.
Cosette grossly overestimates Valjean's crimes.
Cosette is sad that Valjean didn't kill anyone.
Cosette is sad that Valjean didn't run an underground drug trade.
He could have at least sold weed on the streets but no, he's boring.
Enjolras is very very frugal with his spendings but will blow $5000 on a single Sephora shopping trip.
