I was just existing™ and I got an idea:
Wars, Sky, and Four bonding over finding (some) of their villains hot.
Time would be included with Time/Dark but he is currently married so not today. Maybe Wars/Dark instead? Or I could just make them have an open relationship of sorts Ig.
Outside of Link/Ganondorf (which includes most of the chain outside of Four, Wind, and TECHNICALLY Sky but Demise is basically Ganondorf), Sky/Ghirahim, Wars/Volga or Wars/Ghirahim (Cia/Wars is mostly written in a not ship way so excluding it), and Four/Shadow AKA Vio/Shadow is the most popular villain ships.
...So why not have them be gremlins over it?
Four: I'm married to someone who tried to kill me a lot, and who burned down a village with no remorse.
Time: Why would you date someone so evil?
Sky: I wish I could date the guy who kidnapped my Zelda and managed to revive Demise...
Time: ...Are you two possesed? And aren't you in a relationship with Sun already?
Warriors: I wish I could kiss the man who gave me a permanent burn mark on my hand and that worked with the woman that I still have nightmares of.
Time: ...Never mind.
