#he faceplanted

I was walking to my 4th period at school and this senior was dancing in the hall and I tried to scurry past him but he tripped on my leg and he yelled "Shit!!!” and he faceplanted into the wall and I was laughing so hard I couldnt breathe and I tried to say "sorry" and "oh my god are you okay?" and ended up saying "oh my god, are you sorry?" and I was so embarrassed I had to walk away

Let me tell you about this one time when I was like 5 years old and my brother was acting all stupid, like sitting there as you do with his shirt over his knees and his arms tucked in and he said something along the lines of "I'm and egg!" so I pushed him really hard and he fell off his high chair

I'm watching Crazy, Stupid, Love. and I have never been more jealous of Steve Carell's face

okay who is it that shipped matt bomer and nina dobrev because last night was ship heaven.