I just had pizza that I only thought existed in my dreams. And I didn’t even have to put pants on to get it. The future is great, guys.

.... Cold, cold, cold. It's so cold outside. And quiet. Mostly quiet, actually. Strange.

Sorry for the jokes, not quite good at socializing, figured i'd try to lighten the mood first.Hi!I'm Ash, I'm a model and I always have candy. 

Why is it so cold out, like, I just want a day that I can go outside to get groceries or food without freezing my ass off... the only bonus of the cold is snow, I swear.

The fuck did I miss? Did miss Gossip get her panties in a knot again? Damnit, I always fucking miss the good shit.

What is the fucking point of moving to somewhere colder? My balls can't take this weather. This is bullshit. I fucking hate this. I don't wanna move. Fuck everything.

Well, back on the boat.