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2 stars for headcanons
Jonathan becomes uncontrollably giddy when he receives calls , texts, or gifts from Oswald. He tries to hide it, but never does so successfully.
When Oswald and Jonathan go out to dinner together, there is one particular restaurant where they always sit in the same booth together. They donât always eat there..just at certain special times..or if one of them is really down, or something like that.. Itâs basically their special place.
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IN CHARACTER JUDGEMENT CALL
RULES: YOU CAN ONLY SAY GUILTY OR INNOCENT. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING UNLESS SOMEONE MESSAGES YOUR OR ASKS YOU.
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Nota Bene: Iâm doing this twice, because Dr. Crane and Scarecrow have had separate experiences.Â
DR. CRANE
ASKED SOMEONE TO MARRY YOU? INNOCENT KISSED ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS? GUILTY DANCED ON A TABLE IN A BAR/TAVERN? INNOCENT EVER TOLD A LIE? GUILTY HAD FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE WHOM YOU CANâT HAVE? GUILTY EVER KISSED SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX? GUILTY KISSED A PICTURE? GUILTY SLEPT IN UNTIL 5PM? GUILTY FALLEN ASLEEP AT WORK/SCHOOL? GUILTY HELD A SNAKE? INNOCENT BEEN SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL? INNOCENT WORKED AT A FAST FOOD CHAIN/RESTAURANT? INNOCENT STOLEN SOMETHING? INNOCENT BEEN FIRED FROM A JOB? GUILTY DONE SOMETHING YOU REGRET?  GUILTY LAUGHED UNTIL SOMETHING YOU WERE DRINKING CAME OUT OF YOUR NOSE? GUILTY CAUGHT A SNOWFLAKE ON YOUR TONGUE? INNOCENT KISSED IN THE RAIN? INNOCENT SAT ON A ROOF TOP? GUILTY KISSED SOMEONE YOU SHOULDNâT? GUILTY SANG IN THE SHOWER? INNOCENT BEEN PUSHED INTO A POOL WITH ALL YOUR CLOTHES ON? INNOCENT SHAVED YOUR HEAD? INNOCENT SLEPT NAKED? INNOCENT MADE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND CRY? INNOCENT SHOT A GUN? GUILTY STILL LOVED SOMEONE YOU SHOULDNâT? GUILTY HAVE/HAD A TATTOO? INNOCENT LIKED SOMEONE, BUT WILL NEVER TELL WHO? GUILTY BEEN TOO HONEST? GUILTY RUINED A SURPRISE? INNOCENT BEEN TOLD THAT YOUâRE BEAUTIFUL BY SOMEONE WHO TOTALLY MEANT WHAT THEY SAID?INNOCENT STILL HAVE COMMUNICATION W/ YOUR EX? INNOCENT CHEATED ON SOMEONE? INNOCENT GOT SO ANGRY THAT YOU CRIED? GUILTY TRIED TO STAY AWAY FROM SOMEONE FOR THEIR OWN GOOD?  GUILTY THOUGHTS ABOUT SUICIDE? GUILTY THOUGHTS ABOUT MURDER? GUILTY HOW ABOUT MASS MURDER? INNOCENT STALKED SOMEONE? INNOCENT HAD A GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND? INNOCENT GOTTEN TOTALLY DRUNK DURING A HOLIDAY? INNOCENT
SCARECROW
ASKED SOMEONE TO MARRY YOU? INNOCENT KISSED ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS? INNOCENT DANCED ON A TABLE IN A BAR/TAVERN? INNOCENT EVER TOLD A LIE? GUILTY HAD FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE WHOM YOU CANâT HAVE? INNOCENT EVER KISSED SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX? INNOCENT KISSED A PICTURE? INNOCENT SLEPT IN UNTIL 5PM? INNOCENT FALLEN ASLEEP AT WORK/SCHOOL? INNOCENT HELD A SNAKE? GUILTY BEEN SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL? INNOCENT WORKED AT A FAST FOOD CHAIN/RESTAURANT? INNOCENT STOLEN SOMETHING? GUILTY BEEN FIRED FROM A JOB? INNOCENT DONE SOMETHING YOU REGRET?  INNOCENT LAUGHED UNTIL SOMETHING YOU WERE DRINKING CAME OUT OF YOUR NOSE? INNOCENT CAUGHT A SNOWFLAKE ON YOUR TONGUE? INNOCENT KISSED IN THE RAIN? INNOCENT SAT ON A ROOF TOP? GUILTY KISSED SOMEONE YOU SHOULDNâT? INNOCENT SANG IN THE SHOWER? INNOCENT BEEN PUSHED INTO A POOL WITH ALL YOUR CLOTHES ON? INNOCENT SHAVED YOUR HEAD? INNOCENT SLEPT NAKED? INNOCENT MADE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND CRY? INNOCENT SHOT A GUN? GUILTY STILL LOVED SOMEONE YOU SHOULDNâT? INNOCENT HAVE/HAD A TATTOO? INNOCENT LIKED SOMEONE, BUT WILL NEVER TELL WHO? INNOCENT BEEN TOO HONEST? GUILTY RUINED A SURPRISE? INNOCENT BEEN TOLD THAT YOUâRE BEAUTIFUL BY SOMEONE WHO TOTALLY MEANT WHAT THEY SAID?INNOCENT STILL HAVE COMMUNICATION W/ YOUR EX? INNOCENT CHEATED ON SOMEONE? INNOCENT GOT SO ANGRY THAT YOU CRIED? INNOCENT TRIED TO STAY AWAY FROM SOMEONE FOR THEIR OWN GOOD?  GUILTY THOUGHTS ABOUT SUICIDE? INNOCENT THOUGHTS ABOUT MURDER? GUILTY HOW ABOUT MASS MURDER? GUILTY STALKED SOMEONE? INNOCENT HAD A GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND? INNOCENT GOTTEN TOTALLY DRUNK DURING A HOLIDAY? INNOCENT
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thesharpestsmile replied to your post: If I come home and the pug has no hair again, I'm...
I suppose I could do that. Canât have you running out of supplies, can we?
Excellent. It is much appreciated. Also, for emphasis I would like to reiterate: Gordon loves my biscuits and sausage gravy. That is all.
50¢ pancakes at IHOP, grab your coat.
Iâm ready. That was all you had to say.Â
If I come home and the pug has no hair again, I'm going to remove your teeth and finish one of my favorite necklaces. Xoxo
Thereâs no need for any of that, Joker. Gordonâs fine. I shared my biscuits and sausage gravy with him this morning. He had a gravy moustache for a bit ,but heâs fit as a fiddle.Â
When you get back can I trouble you to order me some more distillation flasks and pipettes?
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famous first lines of poetry pt. 1: BOLD the ones that apply to your muse.
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//nota bene: Iâm including both Scarecrow and Dr. Crane in this meme instead of doing it twice, simply because itâs poetry and not as straight-forward as a question meme. see if you can tell which ones I have bolded for Crane and which for Scarecrow, if you can!
I SAW THE BEST MINDS OF MY GENERATION DESTROYED BY MADNESS, STARVING HYSTERICAL NAKED // Tyger Tyger, burning bright // I HAVE DONE IT AGAIN. // DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT. // The sea is calm to-night. //Let us go then, you and I, // April is the cruelest month, // Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. // Â THERE IS A PLACE WHERE THE SIDEWALK ENDS // I CARRY YOUR HEART WITH ME (I CARRY IT IN MY HEART) // Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, //Whose woods these are I think I know // Let us twain walk aside from the rest; // ONCE UPON A MIDNIGHT DREARY, WHILE I PONDERED, WEAK AND WEARY, // I taught myself to live simply and wisely // It so happens I am sick of being a man // I wandered lonely as a cloud // Does it dry up like a raisin in the sun? // O my Luve is like a red, red rose // O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done; // Out of the night that covers me,// IT WAS MANY AND MANY A YEAR AGO, // YOU MAY WRITE ME DOWN IN HISTORY// DO NOT STAND AT MY GRAVE AND WEEP // SOME SAY THE WORLD WILL END IN FIRE / Some say in ice. // Hope is the thing with feathers // The wind was a torrent of darkness among the gusty trees, // No man is an island, // REMEMBER ME WHEN I AM GONE AWAY, // I met a traveler from an antique land // âTwas brillig, and the slithy toves //This is thy hour O Soul, // WHEN WE WEAR THE MASK THAT GRINS AND LIES, // DEATH BE NOT PROUD, // And death shall have no dominion. // Laugh, and the world laughs with you; // The art of losing isnât hard to master; // To see a World in a Grain of Sand // IS THERE ANYBODY THERE? SAID THE TRAVELLER // NOBODY HEARD HIM, THE DEAD MAN, // That crazed girl improving her music. // Come to me in the silence of the night; // Where the mind is without fear and the head is held high // WHEN YOU ARE OLD AND GREY AND FULL OF SLEEP, // In Flandersâ fields the poppies blow // I thought of you and how you love this beauty //Life, believe, is not a dream // IT MAY BE MISERY NOT TO SING AT ALL, // If tarry space no limit knows // Come live with me and be my love, //HAD WE BUT WORLD ENOUGH AND TIME, // MY HEART ACHES, AND A DROWSY NUMBNESS PAINS MY SENSE // Bright star, would I were stedfast as thou art- // Thou still unravishâd bride of quietness // How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. // HEAVEN IS WHAT I CANNOT REACH! // My dear, my dear, I know // In visions of the dark night // Shall I compare thee to a summers day? // BREAK, BREAK, BREAK //She walks in beauty, // I HAD A DREAM, WHICH WAS NOT AT ALL A DREAM. // He clasps the ring with crooked hands.
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning.
âJoker, what in the..â Crane paused as he adjusted some burners , checked distillation and whatnot in the lab. He sighed, exasperated by the clownâs off-color remarks and bizarre antics. He didnât usually mind, but he had recently only had four hours sleep in the last three days, and he hadnât been remembering to eat or drink properly, so his fuse was a bit shorter than normal.
âJoker,â he began again after turning to face him with his hands on his hips, and he chuckled, shaking his head. âI was going to ask what in the hell was wrong with you, but I realized that would be the dumbest question on Earth. ..What you and my better half do when youâre alone doesnât concern me, nor is it my business, so if you donât mind, please keep it to yourself.â he finished, and snickered. His train of thought was further disrupted by Gordon walking in wagging his tail, wearing a pink t-shirt that said âFRANKIE SAYS RELAXâ on it.Â
Dr. Crane sighed and turned back to his work, checking the temperatures of the contents in a few beakers.
Two stars
The Joker , whether he wants to admit it or not, is violently overprotective of Crane, he has a sort of âno one screws with him but meâ attitude about him, and because of that, even though the Joker is one of the most dangerous criminals in the world, he actually makes Crane feel accepted and safe. (Whether Joker is putting on a facade in order to keep Crane as a useful ally remains to be seen)
Joker knows everything Crane orders from every takeout and fast food place they eat from, as well as all of his favorite everything, and when he shows up to âcheck on thingsâ, he always brings something. It makes Crane feel like someone cares about him and thatâs exactly what Joker wants.
