#haystasks!!

👗: draw a character in a sundress

grace i love the ilitw gang and i love you

push off a cliff: stacy. but like, a small one, so she won’t get hurt and she can just do the sickest fucking backflip off of it

kiss: lily

marry: AVA

set on Fire: noah. he’s a ghost it’s not like he’s gonna die twice

wrap a Blanket around: andy

y’all are really coming for my gay ass huh

push off a cliff: becca

kiss: ava

marry: VAL

set on fire: kaitlyn. if you perform while on fire i think the people in charge of the grammys are just legally obligated to nominate you for like. most fire track of the year. literally

wrap a blanket around: hana

NOT TO BE NOAHPOLOGIST ON MAIN BUT THEY’RE LITERALLY MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS EVER I’M SO GLAD YOU ASKED

michelle

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: her emotional strength and independence. everything michelle has, she got through hard work and determination, and she did it all on her own power. she’s faced with such a horrible situation, and yet she never breaks down and still finds it in herself to take care of those around her. she might be pushy about it, but she gets shit done.worst quality: HONESTLY MICHELLE YOU DON’T HAVE TO CARRY ALL OF US ALL THE TIME… SHARE THE BURDEN SOMETIMES AND RELY ON YOUR FRIENDS, YOU’RE LITERALLY GONNA COLLAPSE UNDER THE COLLECTIVE WEIGHT OF US DISASTERSship them with: me. also quinn, estela, zahra, craig, grace… pb just let queen meech kiss a girlbrotp them with: sean, quinn, raj, craig, zahra, graceneeds to stay away from: i swear to god if rourke does anything to her,misc. thoughts: i really did not expect that i’d like michelle so much, but she really grew on me, especially in book two. she really is one of the most resilient characters in the book, and her one-liners are absolutely iconic. her independence and strength just make her moments of vulnerability even more meaningful, i just… i dunno, i love her a lot.

noah

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: ldkjf i hate that i had to think so long abt this but. the fact that you can let him tip the waitress even though he’s on the fuckin lam? that warmed my cold dead heart. those moments where u can see that he actually does still care a lot about people in spite of his trauma... like seeing the sun. My Son worst quality: Where Do I Start… honestly, i can just sum it up by saying he’s a self-sabotaging dumbass and my son, unfortunately. and the worst thing is that i know i would’ve done everything he did in that situation and that’s THE WORST, because i know exactly how dumb he is from personal experience! fuck off and go back to your friends, noah! there’s only enough room for one dumbass on this bitch of an earth and like hell am i giving up my title!ship them with: ...devonbrotp them with: jane, devon, andyneeds to stay away from: the entire gang deserves to have never met redfield smh. also, stacy will kill him and i’m still trying to decide whether i’d help him or help her.misc. thoughts: noah betrayed me AND YET i would still die for him… i know i rip into his dumb self-sabotaging ass a lot but i really do love him. i really just wanted him to stay with his friends and go to culinary school, he deserves the chance to grow up and heal and i’m sad that pb didn’t let him get that. 

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: he’s thoughtful! he really is just a sweet guy. i would shove him in a locker, but, like, lovingly.worst quality: honestly all of his book ideas are so clichéd and heteronormative, like, i get that it’s not him writing these ideas, it’s the pb writers, but also… james…. james my man…ship them with: he and reyna are actually really cute!brotp them with: he doesn’t interact a lot with people other than the mc, but i love their friendship! his solo chapter in book three was great, i love this nerd.needs to stay away from: yasmin misc. thoughts: i really wish james gets more screentime in the sophomore. of all the original love interests, he really gets cut the roughest deal given that he’s both graduated and not living in the house with the gang. he’s the only black interest, and i really wish pb would spend more time trying to include him in the writing. all of his appearances so far have been great, though. i love how his relationship with vasquez was handled. i got the diamond scene to see vasquez’s thoughts on him, and honestly, i got real emo going through it.

Y’ALL REALLY ARE COMING FOR MY GAY ASS, HUH

push off a cliff: becca

kiss: kaitlyn

marry: kamilah take my hand and my whole life too

set on fire: priya. are vampires flammable? i hope they aren’t.

wrap a blanket around: victoria