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Fart Of The Week (6) - man arrested after his fart gives his hiding place away

Trying to evade the long arms of the law is fraught with difficulties at the best of times but doing it in the middle of an attack of flatulence is a recipe for disaster.

A 35-year-old-man had the police on his scent after he failed to appear in court. He ran into some woodlands near Haworth in Nottinghamshire and hid behind some bushes. After an initial search, officers from Nottinghamshire…