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Chad Phantomhive

“Only cares about his looks, his girl and his rep!”

Cursed by @hati-writes

B a b y S h a r k Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

Hizashi loved Eri and he loved music, but he regretted introducing the both of them to each other. At first it had been adorable to see Eri’s face light up when seeing little cartoon figures dance together with sharks. He had loved watching Eri learn the dance moves, secretly recording her while she showed Shouta the dance routine.

But the song had quickly become an annoying ear worm that would play through his head at three in the morning or when he woke up to make coffee or sometimes even when he decided to get frisky with Shouta. Needless to say, it put quite the damper on the bedroom mood when he suddenly started hearing the tune while kissing his husband.

Hizashi had tried suggesting other songs to Eri and of course, sweet well-behaved Eri always listened to him so she would switch up the songs. But he could tell she enjoyed this one incessant baby shark song more than anything else.

The one time he managed to get the song out of his head was when he hosted his radio show. His various playlists, guest speakers, and interviews would get his mind off of mommy shark and daddy shark.

That was until he received a call from a familiar voice.

“Good evening, my wonderful listener and thank you for tuning in with me on ‘Put Your Hands Up Radio’! You’re our lucky caller and get to decide the closing song for tonight! What would you like me to play for you?!”

There was some shuffling and a low voice that he would remember anywhere on the other end muttering what he assumed was words of encouragement.

“Um, good evening! Thanks for taking my call. Mr. Aizawa told me to tell Mr. DJ to share my favorite song with everyone,” Eri’s voice faltered as she seemed stage shy.

Hizashi was both excited that she was listening to his radio show and also mortified since he knew exactly what she was going to ask for.

“C-could you play ‘Baby Shark’, please?”

The great DJ Present Mic, the fabulous voice hero was going to finish this segment with a children’s song. He swore he could hear a faint, gruff laugh in the background of the call. At least someone seemed to be enjoying his suffering.

“Of course, my sweet listener. Thank you to all my listeners for joining me tonight and I’ll speak to you next week!”

Poser Phantomhive

“He not only is Posing as his brother, he sure does care about his looks and reputation a lot...”

Imposter Phantomhive

“Throw him out the air dock!”

Tantalus Michaelis

“The man who murdered his child and served him up as food. Only to be cured with eternal hunger as a punishment. Legit suggestion.”

Submitted by @hati-writes