#hatescout

@hatescout​  ;  "you're not from around here, aren't you?" // either ur human or cc verse? up to you! unprompted starters  ━  always accepting.

Summer Camp. His parents claimed he needed more ‘outdoor activity’ in his life- and while he understood why they thought so, he was active. Just not anywhere he could tell anyone about. Some summer camp that reminded his folks of boy scouts seemed like a great idea. Plus, if it did turn out to be like boy scouts, he’d learn some skills he could put to use in Chalkzone. Snap could handle keeping Chalkzone safe for a couple months this summer, right?

              ❛❛ actually, i’m a FIRESIDE GIRL, not a flowerscout. flowerscouts can’t even hold a CANDLE to what we do. we sell cupcakes and earn accomplishment patches for things that most people couldn’t even DREAM of doing. ❜❜

@hatescout​ asked: “Maybe they’ll learn if they lose a couple of fingers.”

Camp Activity: What You Hear Around Camp Starters

CRUELLA DE VIL - What is your muse’s fashion style?

"Good morning, dexter! could i interest you into joining our woodscout program? We are always seeking brilliant minds like yours!" (oh shit, is this a crossover episode?)

    ⚛ } — Eyes fall & meet with the other’s sash upon arrival, glaring upon numerous accomplished feats sewn permanently into cloth. It soured him; general attire & the combination of ‘ wood ‘ & ‘ scout ‘ pointed toward your generic camp-ish boy club -- & those ugly little shoulder accessories the other had hinted at this being the LEADER of it.

    -- Right, he should think NOT. Appearances aside, notions of namby-pamby craft activities, learning to interact how you may with nature, & anything connected to ‘ roughing it ‘ swam through his head & sickened him, he could already SMELL pine stinging his nose as the other spoke. In short, absolutely-not-&-never-in-a-million-years.  

    But the other was clearly DESPERATE. Nothing else spoke it quite like the insistence that this program was ‘ always seeking brilliant minds, ‘ --- doubling as a boost of ego; & it was no surprise, either. Thus, INSTEAD of shooing him away automatically, the polite nature of the other would be mirrored -- it’s the least he could do for the poor soul.

  ❝ -- I-I am sorry, but as of now - I’m not exactly interested in committing myself to such a program. I’ll be having to decline, but I sincerely do appreciate your reaching out. & best of luck TO you in your future-- ehm--- scout-ish endeavors. ❞

〈 🖤— // ᵉʷ. ᵉʷ, ᵉʷ, ᵉʷ, ᵉʷ, ᵉʷ, ᵉʷ, ᵉʷ.

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