#harty

Harty Richter, radio host and ghost hunter -

is an ardent fan of the Loch Ness monster (Nessie)

oh and he has a playlist:

WINNIX

dick isn’t ticklish?? like, people have tried. attempts have been made. the general consensus is that dick winters cannot be tickled.

nix knows better.

he finds this out by accident, when they’re showering together. nix has a towel, and he may have whipped it out at dick’s bare ass. it was an accident. probably. as far as anyone can prove.

dick SQUEALS.

his lower back, nix realizes, is the most sensitive part on his body. dick can’t STAND people touching it, and it becomes one of nix’s favorite things. he knows dick’s big secret, the best way to get under his skin, and he’ll exploit it whenever he needs to.

nix is ticklish under his neck, but he’ll be damned if he lets anybody get near there. even neck kisses can get him sometimes. it’s a weakness.

dick carries his tension in his shoulders, and nix has become very good at massaging the stress out of him. it takes dick a little while to relax, but soon enough he gives himself over to nix’s touch. nix loves being able to soothe his lover as much as possible.

nix is also very snuggly, especially when he gets drunk. dick isn’t all that touchy-feely, but he’s willing to get close and hold nix as much as he needs. nix likes to be held very securely -- he needs that comfort.

massage nix’s scalp and he’ll die. he also finds wrist massages very sensual, though he won’t even try explaining that one. dick is fond of back massages.

SPEIRTON

who the fuck is actually going to tickle ron speirs

well

lip, that’s who.

and other people too. like, a lot of people have tickled him. mostly by accident. there are a lot of stories about the awful things that have happened to people who have tickled him, but these claims have yet to be verified.

now, lip knows no fear, so he just goes for it if he sees the chance. he approaches it very casually. during pillow talk, he’ll run his fingers along ron’s spine or sides, even his neck, just to see if he’ll react. he doesn’t. lip, who’s ticklish like a normal person (not that ron ever tries tickling him, thank god) is baffled. 

he probably shouldn’t pursue the line of questioning, but by that point he’s curious. he has to know.

(eventually he discovers ron’s most sensitive spot -- his thighs. it takes him longer than it should to figure this one out. he’s disappointed in himself.)

ron is willing to massage lip as much as he needs, but they both have a particular soft spot for lip’s shoulders and arms. lip loves having that tension eased out of him at the end of the day, and ron... just likes being able to touch.

and okay, ron likes being the big spoon. it’s funny, because they’re roughly the same size, but lip’s got more muscle mass on ron. even so, ron likes holding him, because it makes him feel like he’s being the protector.

(he has fallen asleep on lip’s chest once or twice. it was adorable.)

BABEROE

babe heffron, actual human disaster, is ticklish p much everywhere

especially on his feet. stay AWAY from his feet.

gene loves his feet

the only place gene is really ticklish is his stomach, but he’s well aware of this weakness. he’s always on guard. constant vigilance. he will protect himself at all costs.

(they don’t talk about the time gene accidentally threw a coffee mug at babe when he tried sneaking up on him. they giggled over it enough while picking up porcelain shards later on, and babe learned not to sneak up on gene when he’s got something in his hands.

babe is a giant cuddlebug. he’s pretty active during the daytime, so at night there’s nothing he likes more than getting up close with gene and just wrapping himself around him. it makes him happier than he can say (and nothing makes gene feel safer either). they’re the full-body hug type of couple.

gene has this button on his spine, and when someone touches it he just sort of melts. babe found out about this by accident one night. and ever since he’s employed it to great effect when he wants gene to relax.

WEBGOTT

you can say a lot of unflattering stuff about david webster, but at least he’s not one of those awful people who ambush-tickle you. he’s got too much honor to do that. too much dignity.

however.

liebgott.

he is THE WORST.

according to himself, he’s not ticklish, and no one’s been able to prove him wrong. YET. webster is determined to figure it out, because liebgott knows all of his weak spots, and he knows NONE of his.

web is most ticklish under his arms/along his ribs, but his most sensitive spot -- the place that will get him moaning and weak-kneed every time -- is behind his ears. oh man, that gets him.

liebgott loves it.

(liebgott doesn’t mind people touching or playing with his hair. when they pull it, however -- that kills him.)

they’re the type of couple to massage each other while holding each other. lieb will run his hand through web’s hair while web rubs up and down his back, and they soothe each other to sleep that way.

LUZTOYE

george freaking LOVES tickling, and joe is shockingly susceptible for being tickled.

no one expects him to be quite as ticklish as he is. his neck, his arms, his ribs, his hips... he’s sensitive everywhere.

george, on the other hand, is hardly ticklish at all. his only real weak spot is the arches of his feet, which are almost impossible for joe to get to. so he can try to get back at luz all he can but it’s no use.

and george KNOWS exactly how to torture joe. he’s got talented hands and can draw out the most entertaining screams from his poor boyfriend.

joe, however, knows george’s other weaknesses. he loves to have his hair played with. it has an amazing soothing effect on him (if joe can get him to hold still long enough to allow it). george can go from hyperactive to relaxed and drowsy in a matter of minutes.

he loves cuddling, but cuddling with george tends to get frisky fast. joe has no problem with this.

one thing joe loves are george’s massages. like i said, he’s got skillful hands. after a long day of hard work and exercise, nothing can help him destress more than attention from george.

HARTY

they’re both pretty ticklish, but harry is an absolute mess.

mostly his ribcage and neck, but literally everywhere -- the crooks of his arms, his feet, his belly. tickling behind his ears will legit make him SCREAM.

he knows, okay? he knows that he’s the most ticklish one in the house, which is why he has to strike FIRST.

he’s constantly sneaking up on kitty. he knows the place she’s most ticklish is her neck/chest, so that’s where he targets her. this has led to all-out WAR between them.

(god help anyone who gets caught in the crossfire. harry accidentally tickled speirs once. it was the most terrifying experience of his life.)

harry is actually a lot more touch-sensitive than kitty. one of his favorite places to be touched is his scalp. if she runs her fingers through his hair, he just goes numb.

he loves snuggling, especially when he’s drunk. he’s a cuddly drunk. (kitty tolerates it with affection.)