in human AUs my addisons are doing simultaneously much better and much worse. (these are meant to be 2 dead 2 air au versions of them but they don't have to be.)
on the bit with the cigarettes: it is supposed to be an accident that the orange addison hits someone, but with the way it's presented it somewhat looks like they're just attacking someone for fun. don't smoke.
original au (dead air au) belongs to @/ecto-hazard but there is so little suggesting that these are connected at all i do not know if i should tag.
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I do not remember writing this but third headcanon from the discord archives (it’s more like a premise for a fic that I will never write than it is a headcanon but it does amuse me greatly so I’m counting it?)
Basically it’s a Jamie/Colin idea where Colin accidentally buys an empty shell at the pet store but he thought he adopted a hermit crab that was very very shy, and Jamie has to keep moving the shell around the enclosure so that Colin will believe it’s alive until Jamie can find an actual hermit crab for him and make the switch. He doesn’t want to break Colin’s heart by telling him it’s an empty shell.
Except Colin realizes one day that it’s empty and thinks it must have escaped, but doesn’t want to upset Jamie, who has been so dutifully checking on the hermit crab, so he also starts moving the shell to different spots to try and pull off the same trick so Jamie isn’t heartbroken over their ‘lost’ pet.
So they are both trying to save the feelings of the other by co-parenting an empty shell. Which is how they somehow end up with 2 hermit crabs after they both try to secretly make the switch.
Colin thinks: “oh our hermit crab wasn’t missing after all, he came back!”
And Jamie thinks: “oh, I guess our hermit crab really WAS just shy and hiding”
Neither addresses that they now have 2 hermit crabs in the tank so they both pretend to think that there have been 2 hermit crabs this entire time.
Basically they are gaslighting themselves and each other via hermit crab
The truth does not come out until several years later, when Colin tells their friends the story about how “and sweet Jamie never realized I tried to replace our pet with another hermit crab.”
Which leads to Jamie shooting out of his seat to yell in realization, “WAIT YOU REPLACED THE CRAB? I REPLACED THE CRAB! Are you saying we both knowingly took care of an empty shell for 2 weeks just to try and sneak a new crab into the enclosure to replace it behind each others backs?”
“I was trying to save your feelings!”
“I was trying to save YOUR feelings!”
Poor Roy just has to sit there and process this information in silence because fucks sake.
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please i need colinjamie headcanons or prompts i’ve been deprived of them for too long
i am. so so sorry for how late this is. and how uncoordinated the rest of this will probably end up being, but, just, ima unleash random colinjamie thoughts on u and hope it makes sense lol and that you enjoy them, but since idk how long it'll end up ima put everything under the cut
random hcs
colinjamie have definitely watched the owl house at some point. maybe this is fresh in my head since the final episode just came out a few days ago, but i definitely see colinjamie watching the owl house together. two options:
maybe colin was chilling with his niece (i want colin to have a niece or a nephew so bad, he gives uncle vibes and also i want jamie to interact with the kid at some point too) and she was watching it and he got invested. and then jamie got invested via colin.
OR.
henry was visiting the stadium on spring break and mentioned the owl house to jamie, who was curious, watched and episode, and then got invested. flash forward to colinjamie fwb era and colin dropping by one day and finding jamie losing his shit over the episode hollow mind. jamie needs to lose his shit with someone and colin is the poor soul who came over for a hook up but ended up having to watch two seasons of a disney cartoon.
that being said, i also think that jamie, if he ever watched avatar the last airbender as a kid, only ever watched until mid season 2. life got more complicated and he was more concerned with playing well than "lazy" things like cartoons. he never got to zuko standing up to his dad. he'll get there someday, it's gonna be great
colinjamie have a unique sense of style that they somehow make work, it drives so many people mad
colin had a crush on lightning mcqueen when he was a kid. (11 years old? idk how old colin is, so im putting him at 28 in s3, making him 11 when cars came out) he thinks about this childhood crush and figures its pretty telling that he's got a speedy car and a cocky but talented boyfriend
jamie is dyslexic, and when he realized audiobooks existed, he was thrilled. still, his favorite way to experience books is to have colin read them out to him.
that being said, his favorite way to enjoy drake is to have colin rapping along
colin takes jamie along to theater performances, musicals, and the ballet.
jamie found the "whose the worm now" moment so hot. he can't let colin find out
random prompt
prompt #1
so this might be because i just re read the seven husbands of evelyn hugo, daisy jones and the six, and carrie soto is back, as well as binging all of the daisy jones and the six show, and have been listening to taylor swift all month, but i am craving something specific?
like, i am so here for an au with actor or pop star jamie (have y'all heard phil dunster's voice?) and richmond player colin hughes. its giving posh spice and david beckham.
just the different flavors of it all. if we have it in modern times, as in, the time ted lasso is set in the show, we can do so much. (we can also have a colin who is not actually a fan of his bf's music. it's not that he hates it, it's just not his style. jamie knows this, and writes songs about colin anyways. colin loves listening to these songs regardless of them not being his style.)
then of course there is the other option--i am so bad at timelines and math, so dont come for me when this is all wrong, but i, on my 7 husband of eh kick, was like omg?? give me hollywood star jamie tartt and football player colin hughes who are "roommates."
prompt #2
im a sucker for vampires and vampire hunters. i think it can go either way for them in terms of whose the vampire and whose the vampire hunters.
prompt #3
a canon divergence au where colinjamie were dating s1. jamie and keeley were dating prior to his loan to richmond and stayed friends after their breakup. he really did love her, but still hadn't learned to be accountable yet. keeley still comes around to the club bc she's jamie's best friend and wants to test the playing field with roy.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/8
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Colin Hughes/Jamie Tartt
Additional Tags: Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Medium Burn, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Angst and Fluff and Smut
Jamie Tartt’s first day back at AFC Richmond was nothing short of abysmal. The worst part about it was that he’d done everything right: he’d apologised to the whole team, had tried to join in with others’ jokes instead of coming up with his own, and had humbled himself on the training pitch by playing as a reserve. There was little else he could have done, and yet he finished his first session flat on his back as a man he’d once counted amongst the closest of his friends called him a worm.
-with Colin reluctant to accept the new Jamie, Jamie sets out to bring him round.
