Head canon:
Sirius got to commentate Quidditch, but he only lasted 1 game because he cracked a few jokes about Beaters:
Yeah, he sure likes to beat it! 😏
Every time there’s a Bludger swarming around, you can always count on him: he’s always around to beat it off! 😏
Oh yeah! Beat it! Beat it hard! 😏
McGonagall: SIRIUS BLACK, HOW DARE YOU! *Yanks the megaphone away from him* YOU WILL NEVER COMMENTATE ANOTHER GAME! AND DETENTION—FOR A WEEK! *Goes off about him embarrassing Gryffindor House, there are plenty of things Mr. Filch needs help with around the castle—and Sirius will not be allowed to use magic to help him*















