#harryhateonly

first impression: “sigh it’s a swiftie but sham recommended them so they must be okay”

truth is: you’re so much more than a swiftie you’re a hoe alwyn enthusiast, you are the milf agenda, you’re so funny and so creative, and you’re just all around great

how old do you look: idt i’ve ever seen a pic of you bae

have you ever made me laugh: yea all the time

have you ever made me mad: never <3

best feature: your ability to switch urls once every day and never run out

have i ever had a crush on you: yeah at one point :/

First impression: omg who is this person! And why all the url changes...🤔

Truth is: i always know its you because your bio stays consistent so thank u for tht <3 love ya

How old do you look: gorgeous. whatever ur age is you look it in a good way 

Have you ever made me laugh: YES

Have you ever made me mad: nothing 

Best feature: your personality

Have I ever had a crush on you: No