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BED: Lily Evans & Remus Lupin
Ah, the pairing that never was. Let’s not lie to ourselves – we were all waiting for it to happen during their school days, weren’t we? Two bookish goody-two-shoes who could have swayed together at the holiday balls, a respectful six inches apart. We must admit that they’d also be a good candidate for making a marriage work.
But there’s a deal-breaking elephant in the room! Having lots of zeroes in your bank account balance is only a good thing if zero isn’t the only number represented. Both Evans and Lupin are cozied up to moneyed men at the moment, and we lovingly advise them to keep it that way!
WED: Safiye Fawley & Evan Rosier
Jokes aside, this one also makes a lot of sense. If truly nothing is going on between the Rosier heir and Ava Avery, Safiye Fawley’s parents would have a lot to approve of, should she gets a Rosier ring onto her finger. Put the age difference aside – nobody would blink if it were the other way around! If the rumors are true about the Fawleys sniffing around for a betrothal for their daughter, this gossip column would like to officially cast our vote for where they should look next!
BEHEAD: Benjy Fenwick & Harper Baddock
Partially by default and partially because our new guilty pleasure is imagining a world wherein Benjy Fenwick and his big mouth are separate entities. (Joking, joking...we know that it’s only a metaphorical beheading. Usually.) They’re different ages and from very different backgrounds – having Ravenclaw alumni status just isn’t enough common ground, we fear. Pass!
