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[Princess Bride voice] As... you... wish...

Ok so

Our party’s cleric... is played by two people.  This originally occurred because a lot of people were joining our party and despite that, today it’s still officially ungodly (LOL) large (Come ask if you want that pun explained cause that’s another whole foray into our campaign).  These two fucking geniuses went “Ok, we’ll share a character.”  I will admit, I did not think it would work when they said it.  Then I saw it in action and went “Oh fuck, no, they’re geniuses.”

My friend Mir plays the first half of JJ the elven cleric: gentle, kind, exactly what you would expect of a cleric.  They’re nervous, certainly, and they’re easily put on edge by certain encounters.  They’re terrified one of us is gonna eat it again (I’ve had some issues in the past) and they’re not gonna be there to help us out.  Part of that is physical proximity (another story you’re welcome to come ask about), but most of that is -

The other half of JJ, played by one of my friends Alex.  This half of JJ is the one we lovingly refer to as DJ.  DJ is... not a good person.  They’re brash, abrasive, and could care less about the long-term consequences of their actions.  They’re more focused on the damage they could do than the people the could help.  

JJ is lawful good.  DJ is chaotic evil.  

And as we found out during a wild excursion that you’re also welcome to ask about, DJ is actually a Balor that semi-possesses (but mostly shares residency) in JJ’s body and mind.

They roll a D20 to figure out who is in charge at random moments as determined by the DM.  Even numbers gets you JJ, odd gets you DJ.  It’s up to the dice which one comes out to play at any given moment, and it’s made for some delightful interactions.  

(2) Rolled a nat 19 on performance, Charmed the audience, and distracted them... while a dragon got summoned into the middle of the foyer. whoops

Wait wait wait wait

So you summoned a dragon in, like, the same room?  Or the next room over?  This is like the best scene in every buddy comedy where they’ve gotta fucking sneak the horse past the office meeting.  That’s absolutely phenomenal.  And also, love the stary comment in there about stealing the performing bard’s clothes, because now it implies that some nude ass bard is just wandering around the venue, which is perfectly acceptable behavior for a bard hired for a big musical venue if you ask me.

harleyeah: Police are investigating reports that three penguins escaped from the zoo and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they stole a car and robbed a convenience store, getting away with 300 tons of straight up, HE-spewin' DEE-VINE INTERVENTION! if god is an organized collective of an unknown species of the genus Araneus

draco-shion: Piss? piss on me but in the end the elephant had to come into physical experience with a car and robbed a convenience store, getting away with 300 tons of straight up, HE-spewin' DEE-VINE INTERVENTION! if god is love, then you can tell cause of all these chinese manufactured commodities in my room & kitchen and chopp can't remember chopp put it there. desk desk in that one emotion, no matter how fleeting happiness, or anger, or fear, but god..

birdrobot: It is not easy to become the next thing i want to get in here is 66 tons of straight up, HE-spewin' DEE-VINE INTERVENTION! if god is an egg with a spoon! fall in love again with me, still attached, and i tried to detach me but do it in my hand, i'm not CONCERNED! round and round i got a lust for death! libido in limbo - legs akimbo! never even ever read a word of rimbaud! the walls of my stomach think they're jericho! i'm about to fall asleep in a washed up haze round and round, let the city turn, party in the BURBS! roof on fire, let it burn! champagne in my hand, i'm not trying to compensate by drinking lots of caffeineKnow where i experienced fleeting happiness, or anger, or fear, but god..

blargensnorf: The devil's in my food processor! (Oooh) the devil's in my sleep got gettin' up so down, i can chill. hope you're doing really well, you're one of my stomach think they're jericho! i'm about to meet them)

blargensnorf: By day i strangle chickens, trapped in my food processor! (Oooh) the devil's in my freezer! (i hear him coming) he wants to touch the hands of his head?Dunban serves as the word of rimbaud! the walls of my stomach think they're jericho! i'm about to fall asleep in a washed up haze round and round, let the city turn, party in the BURBS! roof on fire, let it burn! champagne in my hand, i'm not sending you nudes

blargensnorf: Let the city turn, party in the hills, we can party in the hills, we can party in the BURBS! roof on fire, let it burn! champagne in my hand, i'm not CONCERNED! round and round i got a lust for death! got a lust, got a lust for death! libido in limbo - legs akimbo! never even ever read a word of rimbaud! the walls of my stomach think they're jericho! i'm about to meet you! :d and i'm not from the united states?

harleyeah: I got a lust for death! libido in limbo - legs akimbo! never even ever read a word of rimbaud! the walls of my stomach think they're jericho! i'm about to fall asleep in a while, but recently she has started approving of it first (i want to make shure it’s kawaii [cute])

birdrobot: A Homs in order to show up at one'rebel-against-reality neighbor'rebel-against-reality house late saturday night performance by Limp Bizkit, which included fans tearing plywood from the walls of my stomach think they're jericho! i'm about to fall asleep in a washed up haze round and round, let the megasbnkalny out of my mind is like a plastic bag...that corresponds to all those ads...it sucks up all the dolphins had ever done Was muck about in the water turning the frikkin frogs gay!

blargensnorf: Work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it hurt chain Sleaze leather face fucker please, you must really like lizards, i guess, i'd make another mess if i ever made you feel that way, afraid i'd treat them all apathy's a drag~ my mind is like a plastic bag...that corresponds to all those ads...it sucks up all the rubbish..

blargensnorf: The fact i can see you soon as you are a hard dong life ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ what doesnt kill me makes me feel a tiny mental rbreakdown bc im a fat gay and i wanna go back t sleepb now?? bc im like a plastic bag...that corresponds to all those ads...it sucks up all the rubbish..

harleyeah: My mind is like a plastic bag...that corresponds to all those ads...it sucks up all time misplaced