My mom just told me the greatest story about my childhood. All Bette Midler fans know that her backup dancers/singers are called “The Harlettes.” I’ve been a Bette fan since I was born and all I ever wanted as a kid, was to be a Harlette. So whenever anyone asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up, naturally that’s what I said.
However.
Being a dumb 9yr old, I didn’t realize the importance of emphasis. There is a strong difference between “Harlette” and “Harlot.”
SO AT 9 YRS OLD I WAS TELLING EVERYONE I WANTED TO BE A WHORE.
IM DEAD 😂😂😂









