King of the Geeks, bane of the viruses, Beowulf strides to his Armchair throne His Knowledge vast, his reflexes mighty Beowulf sits tall in the face of danger The Horse of the Trojan, mighty it may be, stands no chance to Beowulf’s US of port B His weapon is small, only 64 megabytes in size but Beowulf does not judge his sword by its size Wield it he does in the software he fights popups and spam invade the desktop view Girm as it seems, Beowulf uses the port of B to set his hard drive free The Horse of Trojan defeated, but the years of malicious code kept Beowulf busy He defragged, he scanned for threats, throughout the years Beowulf kept the software clean But woe, mighty as he could be, no one could stop could stop the effects of epilepsy He shook and went down and his head he did hit. Beowulf will be remembered, RIP.