#harbardsljod

Greybeard? Gotta be Odin.*

Odin and Thor are getting into a something-that-is-not-wit match across a body of water. I am not sure why Odin is baiting Thor - "Yo! Your mom is dead! And you're a coward!"

Thor: Yeah, well you're gay**!

Odin: We're not fighting. What've you been up to?

Thor: Crushing people's skulls the way I would crush yours if there weren't a body of water between us.

Odin: Yeah, well I've slept with women. How about you?

Thor: I've been killing people.

Odin: Yeah, well I've been sleeping with more women.

Thor: I've killed women!

Odin: ...

Thor: They weren't women women, they were practically wolves. Plus they broke my ship and scared my servant. Anyway what were you doing?

Odin: Oh, I was at this battle you were at.

Thor: Oh, so now you tell me we were fighting each other.

Odin: Yeah, well. Your wife is cheating on you.

Thor: You're just saying that.

Odin: Am not.

Thor: Are too. How do I get across this sound to beat you up?

Odin: Oh, this way. You can probably get here by morning, since the thaw has set in.

*helpful hint for Norse mythology: if you don't know who it is, it's probably Odin. Especially if old, blind/half-blind, wearing a hat, strong, wise, offering help, or otherwise not giving off hints that it is Loki.