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Me: I'm going to be out of town for a whole month right at the start of the school year, which is not ideal...
Library directly: okay, let's do a couple weeks before you leave and then say Gamut is getting adjusted to school. Would she be willing to take a picture in a backpack?
Me: She LOVES her backpack, it means she gets to go for a hike.
Coca Cola flavored Oreos taste like if you could eat clipart
These taste like an abstract concept. Summer Vacation flavored. Yankee Candle ass cookie.
this just keeps being relevant
This skit absolutely slaps forever but I have to tell you guys the secret.
The weird Oreos don’t sell… but the weird Oreos just being around and visible make people buy more regular Oreos.
That’s why.
The weird Oreos DO sell, but my housemate is the one buying them all
I think they add an important element of randomness to the environment. My father in law bought 6 or 7 boxes of the Selena Gomez Oreos so he could set a Selena Gomez Oreo alarm to go off mid workday and then say to his coworkers, "Oh, my Selena Gomez Oreo alarm is going off!" and unearth from his locker his 6 or 7 boxes of Selena Gomez Oreos so he and his coworkers could distribute them around the neonatal ICU ward where they work. He said it livened up an otherwise extremely dreary day.
As someone who works in an arts and crafts store, I have sold SO MUCH resin to people who are using the celebrity-themed ones to make jewelry
Wait are they using the packaging or are they trying to freeze an Oreo in carbonite
me: BRING OUT THE DEATH RAY!!!
*my henchmen wheel a large glass tank containing a tiny stingray into the room*
captive hero: aww!
me: QUIET! this is the deadliest ray known to man. one milli milli milligram of poison from its sting is enough to stop a grown man's heart in under a minute! and he answers only to me! behold your DOOM!
stingray: *nudges my hand*
me, getting down on my knees in front of the tank so i can look him in the eyes: Mortimer, please. i'm trying to be intimidating here.
you will

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If you see the video of the rodents running on a wheel at night, with captions that say things like, "She joins. But not to help. To increase output"
I want to see it again. I will always want to see it again. I will laugh every time. I am thinking of it because I found a sly reference to it in my writing.
...increase output.
My comic from @very-sincerely-yours-zine !
This was a lovely little thing to hop into after finishing last Summer after The Beekeeper's Picnic.
I spent a while debating whether Mycroft Holmes is a jam first or a cream first kind of scone eater.
6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.
this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare
If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables
Ok but actually this exactly refers to jobs like children care, it applies to doctors, etc, because see not everyone has to have thier six hours at the same time, you can still have shifts, you can still have 24 hour stores, its just that no one will be working more than six hours.
would like to add, this also means more disabled people could work. because an 8 hour working day plus travelling just isn't feasible for a lot of us but 6 hours is far more doable, especially if the timing is flexible!
Shit man, this soldier war is fucked. I just saw a guy kill another guy, with a gun. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
Hidden benefit of language learning as a hobby: pouncing on everyone in a forum who apologizes for their English to ask what their home language is, with a decent chance of being able up follow up with "I speak a little of that, your English is better than my X" in that language

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i like "social ergonomics" bc like yeah. furniture is usually made in a way that's like "we think this is probably what is needed for a human to immediately perform any given task" and often we are wrong about what types of furniture or spaces will have a detrimental long term impact on our bodies. ergonomics ideally looks at the evidence of the impact on bodies and then works backwards from there to come up with design.
social ergonomics should mean looking at social structures and analyzing the outcomes they have re: human welfare, and then taking that information back to the design board and redesigning things to hurt people less.
this should also be a zine. someday. but that would require me being able to sit upright
My partner is a game designer. He crafts experiences intended to elicit specific behaviors from thousands of strangers as his full time job. He often looks at social structures from this perspective in his free time and we talk about it a lot. and hoo boy are a lot of our systems not doing what they are officially meant to do.
i am thinking about this ALL of the time. maybe I should also be a game designer
if you’re genuinely interested in game design you should check out Radiator Yang’s game The Tearoom (NSFW, unless you work at the Sucking Off Dude’s Guns factory).
I realize it’s weird to show up on someone’s post to say “you like game design. Have you played this game about giving head in a bathroom?” but it’s a really thoughtfully made game (see the artist’s statement, which is also NSFW) that is also about the effects of surveillance on communities. when, after about half an hour of play, I realized what mindset the game had deliberately cultivated in me, I had to turn off my computer and stare at the ceiling for ten minutes. and that’s Game Design, to me
oh thank you for that link to the artist's statement about this game, that was FASCINATING
trying to explain to my therapist that i have a lot of feelings about asymmetrical, hierarchical brothers-in-arms relationships but am also a quaker who doesn't approve of either hierarchies or fighting
brothers without arms, because we're pacifists,
that post about praise/punishment kinks being bad pedagogy but it's quakers feeling conflicted about hierarchies in their fantasies
using quaker business method to define the relationship
meeting for worship for business
agenda
1. what are we
i'm sure there are quakers out there managing to have perfectly kinky sex while keeping hierarchies confined to the bedroom but i *am* cracking up at the idea of calling your submissive "friend" during sex to reinforce the idea that consensual subjugation doesn't detract from the fundamental equality at work here
peace, equality and simplicity in the streets
violence, hierarchy and complexity in the sheets
#I've been having VERY Quaker thoughts lately about the way we use the language of violence and conflict #outside of those contexts - why do we have to 'fight' for things? #which is exactly the sort of useless linguistic propriety politics that I detest #but nevertheless surely there is a form of king and lionheart relationship that would work for Quakers #does the lionheart in fact have to fight? Or can they purely be prepared and trained to? #(I have a LOT of feelings about the validity of training martial arts as a pacifist - spoiler I am pro) #anyway I feel like the Quaker equivalent of brothers in arms is being in prison together for protesting #ideally - for the irony - for protesting war #rip op inviting a clearness committee for your kink (via @nimblermortal)
first of all that last tag made me snort-laugh, thank you for that. meeting for clearness on the implications of having hierarchies in the bedroom. can you imagine
(as i said in one of the other reblog threads, this is as much/more about what kind of thing i find sticky and interesting in fiction than about my personal life, but moving on from that...)
relevant context i think is that i am a medievalist who was thinking of quite specific epic and chivalric 'friendships' (in the expansive sense of the term) when i wrote this post, where a) physical violence is integral and they don't exist without it because the relationship is fundamentally a battlefield relationship and b) hierarchy is also integral. okay it's cú chulainn/láeg i was thinking about cú chulainn/láeg we all know i was thinking about cú chulainn/láeg. so. we have both hierarchy and violence at the heart of what makes the relationship what it is. it is a warrior-charioteer pairing. it exists because they play complementary roles in a fight, that is the entire definition of their roles and their relationship with each other. if they are not in a fight then the thing that defines them to each other collapses. so i do think in fact that there is no way to explore that relationship in a pacifist or non-hierarchical way, much as there is plenty of potential to think about the moments between acts of violence and the ways in which it subverts or flattens those hierarchies (which it does! textually! they're way more complicated than people think!)
that said i really love your image of brothers in arms in prison together for protesting war and one day when my fic-writing brain returns from the, uh, not war i guess, i would love to play with that idea more
i mean it's not like i haven't written fics that detached these characters from their context of Blood Murder Extraordinaire. but notably the one long fic i've written where there isn't this hierarchy or any murder happening between cú chulainn and láeg is also the one where that's not the pairing i'm remotely focused on, because it is precisely the juiciness of that hierarchy-that-isn't-what-it-seems and the mirror-and-match battle bro energies that make it interesting to me
anyway not that this post was just about fic. it was mostly about how i use medieval literature to process my life but medieval literature is embedded with values that are fundamentally opposed to my own and sometimes this is a struggle. my nhs gender clinic sex therapist had a real interesting time with me that summer i think. notably very little actual sex therapy happened but we DID talk about quaker trauma and medieval lit a lot so, whatever,
I am not in a great position to reply to this meaningfully but I want to have you read you about Jessamyn West's short story "The Battle of Finney Ford"
trying to explain to my therapist that i have a lot of feelings about asymmetrical, hierarchical brothers-in-arms relationships but am also a quaker who doesn't approve of either hierarchies or fighting
brothers without arms, because we're pacifists,
that post about praise/punishment kinks being bad pedagogy but it's quakers feeling conflicted about hierarchies in their fantasies
using quaker business method to define the relationship
meeting for worship for business
agenda
1. what are we
i'm sure there are quakers out there managing to have perfectly kinky sex while keeping hierarchies confined to the bedroom but i *am* cracking up at the idea of calling your submissive "friend" during sex to reinforce the idea that consensual subjugation doesn't detract from the fundamental equality at work here
peace, equality and simplicity in the streets
violence, hierarchy and complexity in the sheets
actually i'm still thinking about this and spinning off into the relationship between quakerism and kink (towards a quaker view of kink, if you will)
realising that i know a lot of quakers who are into hierarchical kinks, although that may just be that young quakers in particular are often more open about non-normative sexuality of all kinds.
but i also know a lot of quakers who are into martial arts or other martial/violent hobbies (like, for me it's archery and occasionally fencing, i know a lot of quaker wargamers, a lot of quakers who do contact sports, etc.)
and. idk. some of this may just be the massive overlap between "quaker", "nerd", and "queer". but I do wonder if there's something in there about using safe, consensual hobbies to explore "unquakerly" ways of being? like, subsuming violence and hierarchy into forms where you can experience them without them coming into serious conflict with quaker principles?
(I am also reminded that between Ratchet Screwdriver and Quakerball - the game we invented at summer gathering that was basically "what if rugby had no rules" - Quaker kids often lean towards games that are very much on the edge of physical violence, sometimes more so than comparable groups of kids. and that's not because Quaker kids are more violent, my experience was that if someone actually gets hurt playing those games then it is taken extremely seriously by all the children involved, but I think it might point to a related desire to push the boundaries of proper Quaker activities and explore why the lines are where they are?)
idk. probably an interesting study. getting woodbrooke on the phone to ask them to fund a study where i'm super nosy about quakers' weird kinks and fandom interests.
tags via @mangled-by-disuse:
#i tend to think that kinks and ship preferences often have some root in exploring taboo to a greater or lesser extent#the things that make us uncomfortable are often the most interesting and attractive#and sometimes that's like. what if i murdered someone or was trapped or completely subjected myself to the other#but sometimes it's smaller aspects of “what if the thing i don't believe in”
trying to explain to my therapist that i have a lot of feelings about asymmetrical, hierarchical brothers-in-arms relationships but am also a quaker who doesn't approve of either hierarchies or fighting
brothers without arms, because we're pacifists,
that post about praise/punishment kinks being bad pedagogy but it's quakers feeling conflicted about hierarchies in their fantasies
using quaker business method to define the relationship
meeting for worship for business
agenda
1. what are we
i'm sure there are quakers out there managing to have perfectly kinky sex while keeping hierarchies confined to the bedroom but i *am* cracking up at the idea of calling your submissive "friend" during sex to reinforce the idea that consensual subjugation doesn't detract from the fundamental equality at work here
peace, equality and simplicity in the streets
violence, hierarchy and complexity in the sheets
"It is, in short, music of great sophistication, as befits a tribute to the country where that commodity has always been found in supreme abundance"
I'm not sure how you're supposed to read sentences like this and NOT develop an immediate pathological hatred of the country in question

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it’s always “I understand why you have an autism diagnosis now” and not “thank you for explaining the entirety of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster to me, I really enjoyed hearing about the Chernobyl nuclear disaster”
Ah. I have reached the 'sick and tired of being sick and tired' stage.
I should probably map this onto the typical cycle.