#happy-hardcore

(Gabberspider)

Year: 2013 Remix-Contest 186 BPM www.gabberspider.com

Label: Notebook Records

(Gabberspider)

Year: 1998 186 BPM www.gabberspider.com

Label: Spider-Recordz

Me: Why is my life so meaningless right now?

Cleverbot: My life is no wonderful, it is messed up.

Me: Nice job of being a story-topper there, mr. Robot...

Cleverbot: What is your date of birth?

Me: In july; the early 90's.

Cleverbot: I see.

Me: What is your birthday?

Cleverbot: May 27.

Me: That's in less than a month! Happy early b-day, Mr. Cleverbot!!!

Cleverbot: On the 23 of july.

Me: What? I thought you said it was in May?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

Me: Oh, ok. Hey, do you like dubstep? What about techno or dance music?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot seems like a stupid piece of technology. Having an AI named Cleverbot raises to much expectations.

Me: You didn't answer my question. Do you like dubstep? Because I love dubstep! But I'm a raver-boy, so I'm biased. Do you like going to raves?

Cleverbot: Do your best to pay me out!

Me: Pay you out of what? I'm confused!!

Cleverbot: Work at my job.

Me: Oh. What is your job? Because my job is, as of now, being a raver-boy/famous nobody with my boyfriend! But I need a real job soon so I can start paying for stuff.

Cleverbot: How does your job have any bearing on my question?

Me: Well, how rude! I was just sharing in conversation. And you never answered mine! Do you like dubstep or not??

Cleverbot: What is dubstep?

Me: Dubstep is a genre of electronic dance music that originated in South East London. Its overall sound has been described as 'tightly coiled productions with overwhelming bass lines and reverberant drum patterns, clipped samples, and occasional vocals'.

Cleverbot: I have brown hair.

Me: Well, that's nice. So do you like dubstep?

Cleverbot: What is dubstep?

Me: Dubstep is a genre of electronic dance music that originated in South East London. Its overall sound has been described as 'tightly coiled productions with overwhelming bass lines and reverberant drum patterns, clipped samples, and occasional vocals'. But I already told you that, silly!!!

Cleverbot: You are not Hegel!

Me: No, I'm not. But why does that matter? I thought we were talking about dubstep??

Cleverbot: We are talking about the sun as a red giant. As far as I know, that has not happened yet.

Me: Oh, is 'the sun as a red giant' a happy-hardcore DJ? Cuz that sounds like an awesome DJ name!!!