ze: it makes me feel

ze: ~ europhoric ~

freehugxchange: i'm pretty sure you mean

freehugxchange: euphoric

ze: yeah

ze: oh

ze: ohhh

ze: its not

ze: europhoric

ze: no

ze: oh wait

ze: euro

freehugxchange: ...

ze: WHY THE FUCK

(talking about installing a game)

freehugxchange: it's um

freehugxchange: setting up

freehugxchange: step 7 of 8

ze: holy shit

ze: how many steps are there

ze: oh

ze: 8

freehugxchange: 8

ze: oh

ze: LOL

freehugxchange: LOL

ze: step 7 of 8

ze: how many steps

ze: ho

ze: wait

ze: i have a dream

ze: ...

ze: me watching my 1.5 children on the lawn drinking lemonade with my hubby

ze: ._.

freehugxchange: 1.5

freehugxchange: you're gonna have half a child?!

ze: yeah

freehugxchange: that's child abuse

freehugxchange: which half

freehugxchange: the torso or lower body?

freehugxchange: or the right/left half?

ze: im going to say lower body

ze: so i dont have to hear bitchin from my kid

ze: QwQ

ze: isnt this emoticon super cute

ze: o m g

ze: it's like a crying kitten

ze: i wanna like

ze: pet it

ze: its ok emoticon

ze: its ok

ze: ur ok now

ze: QwQ

ze: *patpat

ze: LMAO

9:19 PM - ze: ok i gotta clean my

9:19 PM - ze: laptop bbl

9:55 PM - ze is now Online.

9:56 PM - ze: Yoo

9:56 PM - ze: My laptop is pretty fucked right now

9:56 PM - freehugxchange: LOL

9:56 PM - freehugxchange: what'd you do

9:56 PM - ze: I stripped it from its components

9:57 PM - ze: Like to a deeper level than before

9:57 PM - ze: To take apart the damn laptop fan

9:59 PM - ze: I was so worried about losing a screw

9:59 PM - ze: I lost the entire keyboard

9:59 PM - ze: wtf

9:59 PM - ze: Where the fuck is my keyboard

9:59 PM - ze: I'm freaking out

10:04 PM - ze: OMFG IM LIKE RETARDED

10:04 PM - ze: I can't find it

10:04 PM - freehugxchange: did you check on your laptop LOOOL

10:04 PM - freehugxchange: i feel like this is a case of

10:04 PM - freehugxchange: you calling me freaking out that you can't find your phone

10:04 PM - freehugxchange: LOL

10:05 PM - ze: No its not on my laptop do you think im that retarded

10:05 PM - ze: ????!!!

10:05 PM - ze: OMFGGGG

10:05 PM - ze: I LOST THE ENTIRE DAMN KEYBOARD

10:05 PM - ze: AUUUUGHHHHHH

10:05 PM - ze: What the FUCK

10:05 PM - freehugxchange: HOW DO YOU DO THAT

10:06 PM - ze: IM RETARDED

10:06 PM - ze: That's All THERE IS TO IT

10:06 PM - ze: I'm BLOODY RETARDED

10:06 PM - ze: Of course IM SINGLE

10:06 PM - ze: I wouldnt want to date someone that loses a KEYBOARD

10:07 PM - ze: FOR FUCKS SAKEEEE

10:07 PM - ze: Immmmm RETARDED

10:07 PM - ze: I have the entire thing set up

10:07 PM - ze: MinuS A KEYBOARD

10:07 PM - ze: Cuz I LosT A KEYBOARD

10:13 PM - ze: I'm like freakng out

10:13 PM - ze: I recruited my family to find it

10:22 PM - freehugxchange: ok

10:22 PM - freehugxchange: ok

10:22 PM - freehugxchange: what did you do

10:22 PM - freehugxchange: before you took the keyboard

10:24 PM - ze: I went to pee

10:24 PM - freehugxchange: ok

10:25 PM - freehugxchange: what did you do afterwards?

10:25 PM - ze: I checked the bathroom it's not there

10:25 PM - ze: I went to eat strawberries

10:25 PM - ze: I checked the fridge its not there

10:26 PM - ze: I'm just retarded ok

10:26 PM - ze: I have a keyboardless

10:26 PM - ze: Laptop

10:27 PM - ze: I donttt haveee a keyboardddd

10:27 PM - ze: How will I typeeeee

11:14 PM - freehugxchange: DID YOU FIND IT

11:14 PM - freehugxchange: ?????????????????

11:16 PM - ze: No

11:16 PM - ze: I would fucking tell you where it was

11:16 PM - ze: If I could find it

11:16 PM - freehugxchange: jaysus girl

11:16 PM - freehugxchange: did you purposely hide it LMAO

11:26 PM - ze: unscrew my laptop?

11:26 PM - ze: strip it?

11:26 PM - ze: np

11:26 PM - ze: lose a fucking keyboard?

11:26 PM - ze: cool