I can So Clearly see Hank giving Dory and Marlin the whole Emily 9 speech about hugs but every now and then one of them touches his hand or puts their head on his shoulder and he just m e l t s.

Getting a punchcard for the witch's realm. After 8 you get a 15% discount at Uncle Hankle's armored breakfast, bullet, and video rental truck

Stop me if you've heard this one. A witchfucker, a director fucker and a zone catholic walk into mega moo- Uncle Hankle hiiiiiiiii come here often?

*Uncle Hankle voice* this box of bullets is 25 carbons, but for you my friend 24.95

Nothing makes the panties hit the floor like uncle hankle in the zones

Uncle Hankle's always selling a key chain with your name on it