#hank?

Hank is a little poopyhead. Don’t go around making your poo stink. It will stink for you for the rest of your life.

The skin may feel soft at first but then it will turn into something else, something nasty, and that something nasty is Hank. He will smell awful and hopefully when he poos it won’t stink but if it does, he will enjoy it. He won’t enjoy it if he keeps doing it.

I know a couple kids and when I leave I think I hear them crying or screaming for me. Like I didn’t give them enough attention or a snack or a little more milk or something. So I’m trying to figure out what they are complaining about because if I know they are eating all their snacks and having all their milk I can just go get a snack for them.

You would think by now I would just get used to saying, “Guess what, Hank stinks, guess what, Hank poops, guess what, Hank stinks, guess what, Hank poops,” because it has been like, 12 years. Hank has really stunk for a while now and it is getting old.

What a stink stink!

But if you know something stinks, it doesn’t matter what you do to it. If you have to spend an hour changing a stink butt and that stinky butt stinks for five minutes after you do it, it doesn’t matter what you do, it still stinks. That’s kind of like raising a stink butt, once you take care of it for a while it starts to stink again.

You will never get rid of Hank, just like you will never get rid of your stink butt.

So I am going to send Hank to live somewhere else.

Maybe in Missouri.

They seem to have plenty of land out there. I haven’t been in Missouri for a long time, but I did go to Missouri a lot when I was a kid.

So I am sending Hank to live in Missouri and I am going to tell him to take a poo poo on the spot where he starts, and just keep going.

You don’t have to stick your finger in it, you can just keep going and going and going until you reach something.

You will be surprised by what will come out.

Yes, it is going to be stink, but I think you will like it.

This is what Hank, Hank, Hank and his brother do now.

Poo poo in the front yard.

See that little poop? It is in the front yard and I am sure it stinks, but it is worth it because Hank is getting bigger and bigger.

His belly sticks out of the top of his shirt, and sometimes it looks like he has a stink butt but he has a cute stink butt so it won’t be too much of a problem.