#hangryposting

I may be an abomination who never should have been born but at least I've never freaked out about a lack of border security

yk what fuck it cis gay men SHOULD want to have sex with trans men more we're fucking awesome

Being responsible is TERRIBLE, I wanted scrambled eggs for breakfast, and there are three different egg containers, so instead of just eating the not-expired eggs and ignoring the just-expired containers, I tested a few expired ones to see if they were good (they were not), and then put the expired ones in the compost bin instead of in the fridge, and then threw out the compost, and then washed out the compost bin, and now I’m trying to cook eggs “low and slow” like cooking shows say to get fluffy eggs, and it has been 30 minutes since I thought on a whim “hey I’ll scramble up some eggs for an easy breakfast” and STILL NO EGGS

I love seeing woodpeckers but I stg the noise is making me lose my mind 😭