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this week i am figuring out the paperwork for the choose-your-own-legal-next-of-kin thing i'm doing soon and i really want to meet whoever did the layout and graphic design for my state's "so you're thinking about getting married" pamphlet
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my household taking autistic joke explaining to the next level by my housemate/beloved explaining my own jokes to me
i introduced my nesting partner to taskmaster last night and immediately the laughter reached such levels my dog became concerned we were both dying
one of the new cats is downright pantherine in stature and has a habit of standing by the back door with an expectant look on his face. like he is a DOG waiting to go OUT. my dude! you bullied your way into this house now go piss in a plastic box like god intended
i was walking back to the campsite in the middle of packing up yesterday and the person who is my lifetime longest partner looked up at me and said damn you DO look like a redneck raised in the hood (complementary) and i said oh this old thing it's just what was least dirty at the bottom of my cot and they said exactly. and then we got home and formally agreed on the house rule "no gangsta rap in the landing before 0730"
and it turns out the mortifying ordeal of being known isnt that mortifying at all
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nothing in the world funnier than putting an extremely sleepy anarchist to bed. halfway through tucking in and they sit bolt up all like "but descriptive hierarchies are okay!!1" and you have to go shhh shhhh shhh until they calm back down
just asked my beloved if i can make some pseudonyms out of a mix n match of our various grandfathers' names for a lil piece about next of of kinning and the absolute doofus i have entangled every part of my life with said
"what about Punk and Jerk"
and i had to explain that only punk is a fun n sassy oldtimey slur and that jerk is solely a stucky thing and the rest of the time just an insult and not even a gay one
having alone time today for my dumb mental health and also having lots of great art ideas and doing cool plant research this morning and i cant tell my housemate/art collaborator/beloved about any of it :'( coming on here where they are my mutual to complain instead
