Aug 26, 2025
is anyone else still haunted by the mental image of Ronan’s cat with human hands
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is anyone else still haunted by the mental image of Ronan’s cat with human hands
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A collection of the references in Mister Impossible to my favorite, my beloved: the hand-cat. A thoroughly delightful creature!
We meet this wonderful creation of Ronan's when Declan starts his days at the Barns by waking up screaming in terror, as one does.
We learn the size of hand-cat right away so there's no confusion about what a sweet little kitty this is.
So, if a white-tailed deer can average 2-4 feet tall at the shoulder, and weigh 80-140 pounds... it's just a wee kitty obviously!
We learn immediately how intelligent, crafty, and resilient the hand-cat is. Who wouldn't love a pet who is so determined, stealthy, and wondrous!
Just look at hand-cat, totally loving and affectionate, who just wants cared for with the same tender love and adoration. It wants to snuggle in bed with Declan, I mean, is that a crime?! And possibly kiss his face because it's trying to uncover his head. How adorable!
Hand-cat even leaves a present for the object of its affection!
Finally, hand-cat is articulate and who hasn't wanted a pet who could possibly speak to them! And it likes animal crackers!
SPOILERS! From Greywaren, I know in my heart of hearts that although not named, hand-cat was there, squashing Declan by crawling into his lap and sobbing with him because it loves him and shares his pain.
That's all for now. Join me next time when we discuss the very real possibility that hand-cat's hands are based on Adam's because Ronan = Mr. Hand Fetish.
This message has been brought to you by The Hand-Cat Appreciation Society and Fan Club(TM) of which I am founder, president, and only member.
i just wanna know what the fuck ronan was dreaming about when he dreamt the hand-cat
I think this very accurately portrays Ronan as a creator.
And this is the far future, after he stops worrying about Adam getting into heaven.
Look at that smile. Absolutely zero remorse. 🤣🤣🤣
These are from the amazing book Herding Cats by the super-talented Sarah Andersen who really knows how to capture the struggles of modern life.
I genuinely cannot express how funny hand-cat is to me. I went down 2 flights of stairs to tell my boyfriend about hand-cat.
A cat. The size of a deer. With human hands. If that isn't the funniest fucking thing in the world, I don't know what would qualify.
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