#hancy

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Pancy: Oh, baby, it's a long and dramatic story.

Draco: Long and dramatic? So that's what Blaze's party is called…

Pansy with all the anger looking at Draco: Scorpio, did dad tell you how he realized that he loved your mom?

Draco: no no no

Scorpius: Dad said that Grandma and Grandpa were against it for a long time…

Pancy: That's right. And also, in the third year, your mom punched your dad in the nose. There was a lot of blood. In the evening, your dad sat by the fireplace and talked for a long time about how Hermione's eyes shone when she raised her hand.

Scorpius laughing loudly: Mom hit Dad? Why?

Draco: It doesn't matter, Aunt Pansy is joking like that. Your mom was crazy about me.

“Come on! Youse can’ replace me tha’ quickly!” Scooping Pumpkin up, Yancy gave a fake glare at the orange cat, before sighing and putting him down. Doing the ‘I’m watching you’ signal with his fingers at him, as Pumpkin stayed sitting where he set him. “Goddamn lucky youse cute, an’ dumb.”

Looking back to the lump that was his boyfriend, Yancy collapsed atop him. He then started jabbing his fingers into the blankets, attempting to find a spot to tickle Host.

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Ron: Harry, why are you wearing a Slytherin tie?

Harry: Uh... uh... it's... well…

Ron: And for some reason Parkinson's is red…

Harry: oh... yeah... it's… That evil Pansy Parkinson stole my tie! Here it is…

Draco: Potter, everyone already knows that you and Pansy are together, exhale.

Pansy: Hi, honey, you accidentally mixed up our ties this morning.

Ron: