#hamoma

#1 - Prompt was "Hammer hires a sexy maid, gets Soma in cosplay instead" (researching Hammer's characterization had me in orbit)

“So I take it I’m getting the full Kill Bill or is this a surprise?” As if that made a lick of sense even when Hammer is pulling out his defensive CQC (close quarters combat to you rookies, hehe…). The maid is damn cute if he does say so himself. Eh, he expected her to be fair haired - that’s lovely blonde not stark white -  and could have gotten some more points from him if she had. Y’know. A little something-something going on with her chest and maaaybe her backside? Hey, at least she didn’t come with a padded bra like the other girl did. The maid did have a very generous slit up her toned yet still deliciously lean thigh and being absolutely smooth to the… oh! Oh hehehe~ Hammer almost got a glimpse of her panties and maaaybe to cop a feel since, well, this is what he paid for. Might as well try to get some enjoyment out of being openly perverted so long as he kicks the door closed. Yeah. No one needs to see this.

#2 - Prompt was "Eric got spanked by John now he's teasing him"

Mostly because his clothes are clinging to his body and not hiding much of anything now, having to take off his cloak before it weighed him down too much. It unfortunately had to be left behind… he could always just find another once they’re back in the city. Eric can hear his friend suck in a sharp breath as he does so, and suspects it’s because his tunic rode up upon his body and reveals his still pink bottom and his excitement rising once again. Eric can’t help but want to be watched this time. He’s finding it fun to know that it’s he who is making John Morris feel such a way, staring at him with such wanting. The blonde can see the hunger in his eyes when he coyly turns his head over a shoulder to make sure John’s still following close. He doesn’t pull down his tunic, and leaves it as he wades through the water with his spear held across his shoulders and backside. Yes, John. You will be treated this time.

#3 - Prompt was "Simon x Monster group - Fleamen" (also because Simon looks like this when he's defeated...)

But in his arrogance, he thought that, because the enemy this time was so small, he could just sweep the whole room of them in seconds. But these damn things, these small, hopping deformed men of sorts, have great agility and speed to make up for their size and lack of strength. And downing one or two had somehow summoned more. So many, that now they all are surrounding him now, fallen and in no position to properly swing the Vampire Killer. So at this moment, he can just imagine what they’re going to do - he can see sharp teeth and ravenous, glowing eyes in them. They’re staring at him as if he’s going to be quite a feast for them. It isn’t how he wished for his journey to end, but he’s fresh out of weapons to throw at them, and there’s no way one cross will rid them all, even if it did come back. But what actually occurred in the next few moments was something Simon very much did not expect nor appreciate. At all.

#4 Prompt was "Juste falls ill in the castle and Dark Maxim "helps" him." (a friend had thought of an anemic & albino Juste)