John: Report progress to TG.
Let's see what he has to say!
Hell yeah, Hammerkind! It's hammertime! (OH god sorry )
EB: ok, i did it. TG: hammerkind? EB: yeah. TG: ok that will be the permanent allocation for your specibus TG: i guess i should have mentioned that
Well yes you should have! Altrough I never get tired of seeing John's epic fails. Nothing but hammers to you, boy!
EB: uh... TG: hope you like hammers dude!Â
Oh TG, you're such fun to read!Â
Don't worry, John, if I'm right, you couldn't have been more lucky!
EB: yeah, that's fine i guess. i can't imagine it's going to be all that relevant.
By which you mean, it's definetly going to be relevant. Don't tempt fate, John! The universe has a strong inclination towards dramtic irony, as many have found out.
John: Captchalogue Colonel's big book.
Well, there you have your bookkind, John. It's certainly efficient for killing cats, as the descriptiuon said, so it's gotta pack quite a punch against possible enemies! You'll just need to fully control your sylladex, which I'll admit It's not very likely
The smoke pellets are still there, I'm watching you... A rule of these stories is "No object left unused". It was so in PS, and I'm pretty sure it will also be the case here!
Now that you've got some space in your SYLLADEX to work with, you figure you might as well start squandering it immediately. Ordinarily this ridiculous book would be way too heavy to carry around in any practical way. You guess maybe this is one respect in which the cards present some convenience.
"No inventory left unclogged"!!!
Aha, so it allows objects no matter their weight! Does it also have no limitations for size, I wonder! I suppose it has, because if not it would just be silly! You could catchalogue the entire planet! I'm sure it is nerfed!
John: Examine GameBro Magazine.
Yay, Gamebro!! Our IGN/Kotaku/Gamespot replacement!
Mmmm, delicious satire... And how appropriate with all the funny business happening in the industry now!
Also that's a pretty shitty cover, only featuring one game. That's not how gmae magazines are done!
John: Read article.
this gonna be good !!
Oh this seems hugely hilarious.
I need to anlayse this in depth. Be right back!
I'm going to upload all of this first so Tumblr doesn't destroy me.
