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So, everyone knows that Snail that says “(So snaileth Sam Byool.)”, right? It's the most iconic line in the game, after all (not really).

What if Sam Byool was a legendary hero for the snail people that has long passed away? He might've even been friends with Gerson during the war between the humans. ...what if he had a son, though?

Meet Snamuel. Son of Sam Byool, and the best skateboarder in the entire Underground. He's a resident of Waterfall, and works as a mailman, delivering all sorts of wacky stuff for the monsters, like fan-mail for Sans, heat resistant glass, Dummies... the list goes on.

He knows the trick to winning snail races. His dad had a hot winning streak on snail championships before passing away, so he taught all that he knew to his son. Actually, now that I think about it, he knows a LOT of stuff. Maybe TOO much...

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...okay, not THAT much.

He's friends with quite a few people in the Underground, most notably Burgerpants and the Nice Cream Guy. He's also Fuku Fire's skating sensei, teaching the ways of becoming an UNREAL AIR bender.

When he's not out delivering packages, doing sick tricks on his skateboard or hanging out with his homies, he likes to...

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...protest against the usage of snails in culinary activities.

Snamuel was based on three things. The Waterfall snails (duh...), that GameBro dude from Homestuck (I was listening to “GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)” whilst drawing him) and Guy Fieri (the pose I first drew him on, which is the GameBro one, reminded me of him, so I gave Snamuel that flaming shirt, which fits with the snail race theme because, y'know...)

I also made this in-game sprite of him. It looks surprisingly good for someone for an amateur like me.

I'm very proud of myself for finally making an Undertale OC that is actually decently good, and also not a one-off that I'd forget about after a day. What do you guys think of it? :D

allllrighty bros, sorry for the long ass wait in between reviews, i havent like finished a lot of things and i really was racking my empty ass skull for some shit to review when it suddenly hit me. i was all like "dude, squid game has finished, you should like write a review on each of the seasons or something!!" to myself, i then responded "woah thats like such a sicknasty idea dude, youre so awesome" and then i proceeded to glaze myself in order to compensate for the past few months of just dragging my candy ass nuts through the self hate fields. getting back on track, i cannot believe that squid game has been exploited as much as it has, considering its message is against one of the worst economic systems to ever grace the human presence, motherfucking Capitalism. man do i hate it. im sure you bros at home do too. maybe.

anyways so lets go back to 2021, when i was a fucking goober ass fool doing goober ass fool things, and you probably were too. unless youre some cool cat that had their shit together. i actually wasnt allowed to watch this show when it came out due to my bitch ass parentals at the time thinking it was "too gorey" for me when like, i have already seen isis beheadings and dudes being shot to death on reddit and shit. so i did what any dumbass teenager would do and i secretly watched it when i could. am i gonna tell you what method i used or go into specifics? FUCK no, weatherboy, you and your fed friends are NOT getting my ass today. so anyways, this show is sitting on the tv about to be played, and the intro made me think "so this is about squids or some noise? the only other squid related media i know about is splatoon, and this shit does NOT look like splatoon." and yeah, past me was right, this shit was NOT splatoon.

the show started off slow like most do, and if youre looking for a recap of what the season was like, this is not the review you should be reading. i dont know why you are realizing that a whole three fucking paragraphs in but the rest of this review is gonna be short and sweet, no carpenter. obviously the character deaths didnt hit me as hard as it did others due to my fucked suspension of disbelief skills, but i was secretly rooting for my boy GI-Hun to pull through, and by gods he did. but the story was engaging, and we gotta hand it to netflix for hearing the shows creator out (that is the ONLY props im giving netflix since its an evil ass company damn near cock full of evil larrys and shit). this show made me hate the upper class more than i already do, considering that honestly i feel like we as a like, society or whatever, are really fucking close to doing some shit like this. hell, with mr. breast 6000 existing, we kinda already ARE there. i GUARANTEE you jimmy donaldson could start killing bitches in his challenges and we would somehow just fucking allow it. maybe sewerslvt is right man, the world, well no more like the country, is FVVVVVVVCKED dude. like big time. sorry to be a debbie downer at the end but someones gotta tell it like it is around here.

anyways, i give this season a 4.25 shades out of 5 to always keep it the realest.

CRINGETOBER DAY 19 - RAREPAIR ♊️🧢💛🧡🎮👊✨️

THIS IS NOT SOLLUX X BRO. 😭😭😭 Before any of yall hang me.

This is Dennis and Bro (Sollux and Dirk) from an AU I have that I wanna turn into an MSPFA soon! :) the same AU, mind you, where all the BroMarch art pieces came from!