#hammercy

Victor is a former US Navy fighter pilot and test pilot who was selected as a Nasa astronaut in 2013…it’s the first time in more than 50 yrs!.

oHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY HEART!!!!

There's another one!!!!!!

I'm purposefully trying the "transcript" format. May be a part 2... ------------------------------- (Sniff) "Ihh... Hhk'TZZDZCHH!" The lights, which were originally off, suddenly turn on to reveal a tall, tan-skinned female with short hair in a bobcut, blue eyes, freckles, and a prominent nose. She is wearing a green blouse with what appears to be tight khakis. Her voice sounds scratchy, congested, and husky. "Ihh... Hrr'EDZCHHH-iuh!" (sniff) "Shit, is this working?" From the view, her short nails are painted an obsidian black. The camera pans over to a messy room, obviously cluttered with manga and anime posters. The camera is being tampered with as the video shifts side to side. The short-haired female grumbles, rubbing at her nose as it makes a viscous squelching sound. "Fuhh--HADSZChh! HADZCHHH! HDZCHHH'uhh! Heh-heh-hehh-EDZCHHHH-iiUU! Fuckin' allergies..."

The female's nostrils flex with irritation, her nostrils widening with each passing second. She rubs her nose in a circular motion before facing the camera once more.

"My name... Hrrr'ESDZCHHH-UUUH!! Hehh-heh-IDZCHHHOOO! ASSSCHHHOO!! HrrEDZCHHH-yiuu!" (long wet sniffle) "Uhh-HDhh!"

A false start: the woman grabs a tissue from a pink tissue box in the back of the cluttered room. She lifts the tissue to her face and leaves from the camera's view. [OFF CAMERA] "HRRRSCHHH! HRRSCHHH! RRRAASSDZCHH! Ehh'ADDZCHHH! Hhh-REESCHHH-OOO!! HDDDZCCHH'OOO!!"

There is a loud, gurgling honking sound. The camera—for a quick second—catches a glimpse of the woman blowing her nose. The female reappears on the screen, her nose looking reddened and irritated. She clears her throat, trying her best not to sneeze again.

"Bloody hell..."

The woman pinches her long nostrils shut.

"Kghm-- My name is Fehh--HD'Knnpt!"

The woman painfully stifles a sneeze with her thumb and index finger.

"My name is Ferris Manticore, and I'm in trouble."

To viewers viewing the transmission, a pop-up window types out the name "Ferris Manticore" in all caps.

"There's a hehh-DZCHH! Heh-CHHDZCHH! HRRDZCHHH! Hehh-CDZCHH!-IDZCHH!-IDZCHHiu! Heh'EEEDZCHHH-IIIEW! Oh, Hell..."

Ferris looks out the window, her nostrils flexing with every passing second.

"There's a fuhh-HDZCHHHnght! Fucking satellite... HRRDZCHH-oo! EDZCHHH-ooh! Huhh-hovering by my house..."

VON DER LEYEN: “Thousands of kidnapped Ukrainian children must be returned to their families.”

Far-right North Carolina gubernatorial candidate and current Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson reportedly bought “hundreds” of bootleg porn videos and went to a porn shop nearly every day of the week in the 90s and early 2000s, according to a report in the North Carolina Assembly. Louis Money, who worked at two windowless, 24-hour porn stores in Greensboro, North Carolina, told the outlet that Robinson frequented the stores every day after he finished his shift…

Money said Robinson would often purchase two “previews,” which consisted of a viewing in a private booth. “He was spending a good amount of money,” Money noted…

Money and Robinson were pictured together in a photo posted to Money’s Facebook in 2022 with a caption, that read “I disagree politically with this guy. However we have always been cool. That's our LT. Governor who still owes me money lol.”...

“I know he might have problems with gay people, but I don’t think he has problems with lesbians,” Money added.

That last line was total money, Mr. Money. Well played.

If you believe the employee, and I do, this is just your latest example in an endless string of hypocritical right wingers who seem to believe that they’re above their own so-called morality rules. In any normal world, this would be the end of Robinson’s career in rightwing politics. But in our Trumpified world, I’m sure the MAGA knuckle draggers will find a way to lionize him for this extreme hypocrisy somehow.

What the hell is going on? Let's do better at the next breakdancing event at the next Olympic Games.

I see I'm not the only one confused. 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾