#hamlet!!!!

publishers: say no more we got u

I'm going to Hamlet with my sister!!! It will be later than the nov 7/8th screening but I don't care.

I'm literally screaming!!

Can you tell that I'm super excited about seeing Hamlet next month?!?!

I like when a big hunk of mucous finally comes up and you spit it out. I don't care, I love it. 

Who eats cottage cheese from its container with a metal spoon...on the train? Apparently some guy who I thought was cute but I'm 68% sure he's gay. That's who.

Deciding to go out after 6 p.m. on a Sunday night was not my best decision. Coming home before 9:30 was.

Seeing a woman with her lower back pierced makes me want my lower back pierced. I'm such a sheep. 

Yay Patriots!!!

That awkward moment when you forget that Peyton Manning is no longer with the Colts.

Hey, didn't Ray Romano have a show on TNT or USA or ABCDEFG? 

If I had a boyfriend I'd bet he'd want to see the movie Looper and I would protest but it would be all in vain because he was going to see it with his bros and not me. Good thing I don't have a boyfriend!! 

Seriously, the show Archer is funny. I like it a lot. 

It annoys me when a woman is described as being sassy. I don't know why I don't like that word. I think I need to go deeper.