HAMILTON AS SHIT I'VE SAID/DONE
Hamilton: "Okay but if everyone was pan and poly the world would be a major orgy."
Laurens: "Woah just because I'm obsessed with you doesn't mean you can show me affection."
Lafayette: "I've decided I'm moving continents so I can legally own a giant snail."
Mulligan: "I forgot to sleep again."
Burr: "I would be stripper or prostitute if I could, they make mad money, but nobody would wanna see that. Not even me."
Angelica: "Ohmygodohmygodohmygod there are tiny humans over there. Oh my god they're so cute. I want them."
Eliza: *Walks into door 5 minutes after locking it*
AND PEGGY: "I don't wanna get married. I'll get a rich farm boy and we can be ROOMMATES, that way I can have all the animals I want but he can do stuff like shearing the sheep."
Washington: "........You have lost your decision privilege. You are no longer allowed to decide things."
King George: "They could just suck it up. Like not much you can do about it now dudes."
Jefferson: "I 100% would go bald but I have freckles on my head so that's not happening."
Madison: *Has a mental break down over pants, plants and a window*
Maria: "Babies are just chicken nuggets for cannibals."
Philip: "My stomach hurts" *Punches it*
