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Alright, you guys! Over the weekend, I, Prosciutto, have sent out about 79 asks out of the 80+ who reblogged that post of mine, some of you fools didn't have your inboxes open, so tough shit I guess. There's also a handful of new reblogs I gotta keep track of to send youse guys asks. I'll keep sending out asks until I get truly sick of it.

//I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks the passione operatives have actual first and last names (( @latte-the-part-5-oc))

Prosciutto, I come to you, hat in hand, contrite. I now realize I was CONDUCTING myself poorly, being WHEELY inconsiderate. Next time, I will surely CHOO-CHOOse to treat you better. It was wrong of me to be RAILING on you like that. It was probably caused by my TUNNEL-vision. I don't want this to go OFF THE TRACKS, or DERAIL anything, so just allow me to EXPRESS my very, very, sincere apologies.